text; un: tachibana_i

[currysseur]

What do you do if you put too much chilli in your curry...?

( Not that this is a thing that happened to Izumi today, no. )

Comments

[arf]

Yeah, we're-- wait, is it okay to give spoilers!? Itaru-san would end me if I said more without asking!

[currysseur]

Oh... that's probably a good point. Let's just pretend you didn't say anything!

1/3

[arf]

What never happened!?

2/3

[arf]

I don't know what you're talking about!

3/3

[arf]

WHO EVEN IS THIS!!??

[currysseur]

( No one could ever doubt Taichi's dedication to the bit. )

Nobody special! Just a stranger on the internet!

( ... Or Izumi's. )

[arf]

Stranger danger, I'm calling the police!

[ this is a street act now ty. he's dialing 911 on the microwave for sound effects. ]

[tsumtsuki]

[ did someone say STREET ACT? He doesn't normally jump into conversations like this, but...!! ]

You've reached Kaika PD. What's your emergency?

[arf]

A stranger is trying to leak confidential information to me on The Internet! Help, my life is on your hands, Detective!!

[tsumtsuki]

That sounds quite serious. Don't worry, Detective Tsukioka is on the case!

[ The next bit's clearly directed at Izumi, despite the uh. lack of actual body language to signal this via him literally turning his body. ] Is what he's saying true, ma'am?

[currysseur]

( They are VERY SERIOUS ACTORS )

I was offering him the gift of my most precious curry!

[arf]

Ahhh!! She's leaking it again! The state secrets of Zafra's royal curry recipe are in danger!!

ok done

[currysseur]

How could that be a crime, officer-san?!