Video [01] | UN: Pico

[picoboo]

Is this working? I tried a couple times to make sure it works, but this is still pretty different.

[The little girl on screen is frowning while looking at her device, until finally she clears her throat, takes a deep breath and...]

AAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!

[Clearly she is a perfect model of calm and composure in a crisis.]

WHERE IS DOLLY?!?! I NEED DOLLY!

DOLLY! DOLLY?? DOLLY!

[She takes... several deep breaths after her screaming... and then says quite a bit more calmly...]

Also... does anybody have any cake? I haven't had cake in over a thousand years.

Comments

[disasdeer]

Eight isn't a very long time.

I'd probably ask more politely if you want to get something done.

[picoboo]

Hehehe, AHAHAHA! Ahhh... yeah, you're right, eight years isn't a very long time to have lived is it?

[There's... possibly some sort of great inside joke here.]

It's just very, very important!

[disasdeer]

No, it isn't. People can live ten times that.

[ He stares. ]

Then it might do you some good to be...very, very polite.

[picoboo]

I know that! I may not have lived that long, but I've still been around way longer than that!

[Yeah... try to wrap your head around that one.

The little girl is now growling a bit like a feral dog... except she's actually saying grrr rather than growling it.]

Grrr! GRRRR!! I'm TRYING to be polite, but you're the one who keeps being condescending and insulting!

[disasdeer]

That makes no sense.

[ Why are people like this. Why is she trying so hard to be a dog. Why. Why are people. ]

Are you?

[ he's not sure. ]

1/3

[picoboo]

Of course I've been polite! I even agreed with you that eight years isn't a very long time to have lived didn't I?

[Okay agreeing with one point isn't super polite.]

And I asked if anybody has cake rather then demanding it, that's pretty polite, right?

[... You didn't even say please Pico.]

2/3

[picoboo]

[Pico lets out the longest and most exasperated of sighs.]

Fiiiiine! Let me try again.

[She dusts herself off, does a cute and fancy little curtsy, and gives the warmest of smiles.]

Hello, my name is Pico. I used to be a ghost who died at the age of eight, but now I'm alive again. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Now would you please-

3/3

[picoboo]

[Aaaand that warm sunny demeanor turns into slightly aggressive tantrum once again.]

HELP ME FIND DOLLY!!!!

[disasdeer]

Screaming isn't polite. It also doesn't produce results.

[picoboo]

I said please! And screaming is the best way to be heard by the most people at once! It definitely produces results!

[She wanted to call him a poopy head or something of similar degrading fashion, but that also wouldn't be terribly polite and she's trying to showcase how polite she can be even in the face of adversity.]

Maybe if you weren't so stubborn you'd be a bit more helpful and less condescending?

[Nope... she's still failing at being polite despite her best efforts. She just doesn't like him very much it would seem. Then again it could simply be she's still upset about her missing Dolly.]

[disasdeer]

Tone is important, too, you know. I'd be more helpful if your tone sounded like you'd actually be grateful for the help.

[ Yep. He also is a small bit stubborn. ]