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[cultivatingsin]

What abilities should a sword have?

[Be basic. Be creative. Spring is about renewal, right? He wants to upgrade his Jiangzai.]

If you say it should cut parchment, I will curse you. Anyone can sharpen a blade. I want to talk about magic.

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[resistetmords]

Why would you cut paper with a sword?

I suppose a magic sword should be able to dispel evil demons... and maybe light itself on fire????

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[cultivatingsin]

My point exactly. It's not a pair of scissors!

Why would I dispel my main source of power? How silly.

The fire idea is nice.

[resistetmords]

Not dispell your own, but others magic. Like you cut them but instead of harming them it depowers them! Or something.

The flames just sound like a neat idea. Like who would mess with a guy with a flaming sword???

[cultivatingsin]

Like a siphon? So when I cut them - even if it doesn't kill them - they're powerless? I like that. Either way, I win!

I know I wouldn't.

[resistetmords]

Yeah! Like a siphon. Then when they're weak you can easily beat their butts or turn on the fire from your sword.

[It would be super awesome!]

[cultivatingsin]

You're pretty vicious, huh? I like it. Why leave your enemy a second chance to kill you, right? I'd much rather cook them.

[resistetmords]

I don't know about vicious. Maybe pragmatic?

[She can be super scary at times, don't listen to her!]

If they don't back away after taking a hit like that then whatever happens next is all on them, ya know? Though I'd think a sword that can depower them, and light itself on fire would be enough to make most people back off.

[cultivatingsin]

There's nothing wrong with being vicious, you know. You don't have to explain yourself to me.

[He's a bit strange in that regard. Be scary! It's fun!]

The smart ones would run for their lives. Someone would have to be really dumb to keep attacking and they deserve to die.

[resistetmords]

Only when you need to be!

[Huffs! She'd rather just relax with good food!]

I mean, no one deserves to die. Maybe get smacked around a little and turned over to the guard.

[cultivatingsin]

...and when it's fun?

[He likes good food~ Especially if it's a dessert.]

No one? Ever? No matter what they do? That's naive!

[resistetmords]

I mean, if it's fun then that changes things.

[Like GarioKart 64! Also, one day she'll go ahead and introduce him to waffles.]

No one, no matter what they do. [She should know all too well....] It is naive, but it's also important to remember the importance of life.

[cultivatingsin]

Right? You need to have fun in life.

[Even if said fun is wrong.]

What about body parts? Are they important?

[resistetmords]

That's true, but there's also a lot of ways to have fun!

[And pretty much all of them don't involve being all spooky!]

Well would you consider yours to be important?

[cultivatingsin]

What's your favorites?

[Are you sure?]

Mine belong to me, so of course they're important. That's why I will kill anyone who tries to take them away from me.

[resistetmords]

Well there's baking, of course! But there's also music, drinking, enjoying the company of others. Just to name a few.

[Gosh dang it! SHE'S SO DARN SURE!!!!]

Then you have your answer. Just think of others as holding their own persons just as dear. If not more so. Do your best to remember that many people out there feel just like you do.

[cultivatingsin]

I'll agree with you on the music and drinking. Maybe enjoying the company of others if they're not assholes.

[Come to the Dark Side...]

It's harder for me to care about them. I've spent so many years ignoring them because I was treated like shit. But I am trying to change that.

[resistetmords]

If there's music and alcohol involved, they probably won't be. Even less so if you add food in the mix.

[Never! He'll never corrupt her!]

I suppose it would be. Especially when you've been treated poorly. But I believe you can change! It's probably not easy, but you can do it all the same! Just remember, you're not alone! If you ever need anything don't hesitate to let others know. No matter what it is.

[cultivatingsin]

I don't know. Some people refuse to change even if they're drunk and bulging at the seams.

[But it's fun!]

Why are you so nice?

[resistetmords]

Not immediately, but a full belly usually makes people a bit more happy.

[No! It's EVIL, mister!]

A person doesn't need a reason to be nice. But, I don't know, I suppose you just seemed like you need someone to be nice to you?

I mean, everybody needs that in life! Without a bit of kindness things usually become cold, and people do terrible things.

[cultivatingsin]

It makes them care less, you mean. And sleepy.

[ 8( ]

I've never met anyone who does it... I've only known one person who is nice for the hell of it. I can handle you being grumpy. My feelings aren't that delicate.

Tell me about it.

[resistetmords]

Well that too. It certainly helps make them less violent and more compliant.

[...Okay so maybe it's fun sometimes.]

Well, now you know another one. Also, how certain are you that your feelings are tough enough to handle my grump??? >:3

Tell you about it though. Terrible things like...

........

...stealing candy from a child.

[cultivatingsin]

Aw that's less fun!

[He likes it when people lose their cool.]

I'm tough. You can say whatever you want to me and I won't blink. Believe me, I've heard it all~

...

You monster.

[resistetmords]

Nonsense, it's a lot of fun to see others enjoy themselves!

[HE'LL HAVE TO MAKE A TERRIBLE WAFFLE FOR HER THEN!]

Fufu, those would be the last words you'd ever say!

I know, I'm absolutely horrible, aren't I?

[Fear her evilness!]

[cultivatingsin]

No one has fun like I do. When I get too rough, they complain!

[If this boy makes waffles, they'll be diabetes inducing waffles.]

You're the worst! I'm telling everyone I know about you.

[resistetmords]

That's what happens when you get rough! You need to be gentle sometimes!

[He'll be a shoe-in as a true belgian waffle connoisseur then!]

No! Don't, I need to keep up appearances!