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avalononline2022-04-05 04:37 pm
hitokiri) wrote in avalononline2022-04-05 04:37 pm
π LOOK!!!! π EGGS π
[ izΕ is sitting on the back porch steps of the building that serves as the sakamoto detective agency and apparently filming this himself based on the fact that this is a shaky, amateur selfie cam video feed. ]
Hey so... I got eggs. An' ya oughta be buyin' 'em 'cause they're fuckin' great!
Language!
[ to anyone who isn't an animal mage, all they would've heard is sudden, noisy clucking from somewhere offscreen. ]
Sorry. Erβ... c'mon look at all the colours!
[ awkwardly, he changes the video to use the other camera and then has to adjust. eventually, though, a basket of eggs is visible. all the shells are in varying shades of blue and green. ]
Hehe, yeah, got yer attention now, huh? This shit right here? Top shelf.
[ is he supposed to be selling eggs orββ¦? LOOK. he's really into this, actually, which is probably why he doesn't get called on that swear. ]
So, uh, that's it. Buy some eggs or whatever. Why I gotta say anything else? Ya know what eggs areβ¦
[ he brings the camera really close. threateningly close. too close? ]
Only these ones are better! Why? 'Cause, my chickens are the best!
[ another burst of clucking for the non-animal magic users, and something that sounds like a couple of excited middle-aged ladies talking loudly over each other for those who can understand them. it's impossible to know what they're saying, only that it sounds happy enough. ]
Anyway... if ya wanna pick some up, I work outta the Sakamoto Detective Agency. An' bring that guy somethin' to do while yer at it. Not that he has anythin' t'do with this. Ain't like he put me up to this! ... Huh?
[how's that for a free promotion, ryouma? izΕ looks offscreen for a second, distracted. ]
Oh. And they said thanks. The hens, I mean. So don't make 'em upset by not rewardin' 'em for their hard work or else!
[ he ends the feed there. that should do it... right? ]
Hey so... I got eggs. An' ya oughta be buyin' 'em 'cause they're fuckin' great!
Language!
[ to anyone who isn't an animal mage, all they would've heard is sudden, noisy clucking from somewhere offscreen. ]
Sorry. Erβ... c'mon look at all the colours!
[ awkwardly, he changes the video to use the other camera and then has to adjust. eventually, though, a basket of eggs is visible. all the shells are in varying shades of blue and green. ]
Hehe, yeah, got yer attention now, huh? This shit right here? Top shelf.
[ is he supposed to be selling eggs orββ¦? LOOK. he's really into this, actually, which is probably why he doesn't get called on that swear. ]
So, uh, that's it. Buy some eggs or whatever. Why I gotta say anything else? Ya know what eggs areβ¦
[ he brings the camera really close. threateningly close. too close? ]
Only these ones are better! Why? 'Cause, my chickens are the best!
[ another burst of clucking for the non-animal magic users, and something that sounds like a couple of excited middle-aged ladies talking loudly over each other for those who can understand them. it's impossible to know what they're saying, only that it sounds happy enough. ]
Anyway... if ya wanna pick some up, I work outta the Sakamoto Detective Agency. An' bring that guy somethin' to do while yer at it. Not that he has anythin' t'do with this. Ain't like he put me up to this! ... Huh?
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Oh. And they said thanks. The hens, I mean. So don't make 'em upset by not rewardin' 'em for their hard work or else!
[ he ends the feed there. that should do it... right? ]
video | un: maruchan
[ Mash might be thinking it, but Ritsuka says it outright. Is she talking about Izou, the eggs, or the chickens? Yes. Yes she is. ]
Izou-san, I didn't know you were raising friends like this! I'd definitely take a few eggs, if that's okay. Are they going to hatch? Could I get some baby chicks out of this??
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[ he is going to assume she means the chickens and not him. ]
They were a gift a couple months back now. [ from ryouma, but he's not throwing that out there all at once. ] These ones ain't gonna hatch, but I was seein' 'bout findin' the girls s'more friends so... maybe soon? I can hook ya up when the time comes, if y' want.
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Yes, please! We've got space for them, and I think it'd be kind of fun... we had a pet rabbit when I was in elementary school, but I think chickens would be fun.
[ Also, very frankly speaking, she thinks it would be a fun thing to surprise Mash with. Maybe they could convince Fou to act as a guard or something when letting the chickens run loose... things she'll have to consider. ]