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[ringsthatbind]

[Although coming from Shadow's phone, and using his username, anyone who knows the hedgehog will be able to tell this isn't him.]

How do you get a grumpy person to make friends? I'd like to meet more people, so should he right?

And I didn't sign him up for that friend thing because I like not being punted, I bet he would totally punt me.

[Now how the hell the chao was able to type this without fingers is anyone's guess.]

Comments

[mushroomaficionado]

Unless you are willing to take a risk.

[ringsthatbind]

Buddy, making this post is a risk in itself.

[mushroomaficionado]

Then you shouldn't hold back. The consequences are just the price one pays.

[ringsthatbind]

The price I pay is possible punting!

[mushroomaficionado]

Exactly! But if it gets you what you want, what's a little pain?

[ringsthatbind]

Yeah except, pain hurts. I like not getting hurt.

[mushroomaficionado]

Don't we all?

But personally, I think boredom and predictability is even more painful.

[ringsthatbind]

I dunno, there are some weirdos out there.

And I'd take that if it meant meeting more people!

[mushroomaficionado]

This is a weird place.

So you want to drag him to a coffee shop. Somehow.

[ringsthatbind]

See that could work, if he drank coffee.

He eats it instead.

[mushroomaficionado]

Eats it?

Sorry, I don't follow. Unless you mean espresso beans.

[ringsthatbind]

Got it in one.

He eats the beans, it's weird.

[mushroomaficionado]

Chocolate covered ones?

Or just plain? I personally do not see the appeal, but I know it is trendy.

[ringsthatbind]

Plain, and I doubt he does it to be trendy.

[mushroomaficionado]

How odd.

I mean he could still go and eat the beans I guess. It would be a conversation starter.

[ringsthatbind]

Would you go and talk to someone who always frowns and eats coffee beans?

[mushroomaficionado]

Depends on my schedule honestly.

[ringsthatbind]

Okay so... If it was in your schedule?

[mushroomaficionado]

Might be interesting. I would have to ask in any event. Landweller eating habits are always fascinating.

[ringsthatbind]

... Landweller???

[mushroomaficionado]

The people who make their homes on land and usually have two legs.

[ringsthatbind]

We just call those people though.

[mushroomaficionado]

People is one word for.

But I'm originally from the ocean, so it's hard to think of them any other way.

[ringsthatbind]

Oh so you're like... Part fish?

[mushroomaficionado]

Yes. Technically anyways.

Specifically, I'm a Moray.