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[unknowntodeath]

Those who know what "beta testing" means... don't do it. It's not worth it.

I'm going to be sleeping at the inn for a while. Don't come looking for me.


[ooc: Archer is currently stuck in Riza Hawkeye's body and sticking strictly to text for that reason kjdkad.]

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[redeyedbluehound]

[Sorry Archer, but there's a 'taptaptap' on your window. You've been found.]

Archer! I know you're in there!

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[dottedline]

At least it wears after at most a few days.

[Same hat.]

[unknowntodeath]

[How, but more importantly why.

There's a woman at the window in a little while, looking very unimpressed.]

You've got the wrong room.

[unknowntodeath]

That's a relief to hear, at least.

And at least there doesn't seem to be other side effects.

[dottedline]

Thankfully. Still, I'm not sure this was worth what I was paid.

[redeyedbluehound]

[He stares at the woman for a minute, blinking, then breaks into a big smile]

Archer, why are you hiding? You look good as a woman.

[unknowntodeath]

I definitely don't think it is. Definitely too uncomfortable.

[unknowntodeath]

[Ugh, this guy. Stop trying to flirt with him.]

This isn't my body. I'm just borrowing it for now.

[dottedline]

If you happen to find the person who put this request out there, please let me know. I have something I'd love to say to them face-to-face.

[Read: get Jade to toss them around a little.]

[redeyedbluehound]

[Never. You're cute either way, and he's a disaster.]

You sure it's going to wear off?

[Can the cold puppy come in good sir? Ma'am? Sir?]

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[phoenixwiz]

Thanks for the heads up, Archer. I haven’t read up on the quest just yet, but now, I don’t think that I want to mess with it at all.

[unknowntodeath]

You're right that it's a quest, but it's not on the regular quest board. I doubt you'll even see it.

[unknowntodeath]

Sadly, tracking down anyone who posts on there is next to impossible... but I'll definitely share any information if I get it.

[unknowntodeath]

[He unlocks the window since he doesn't want people to wonder why there's a guy hanging out outside the window for too long.]

It better or someone's going to die.

[phoenixwiz]

That’s correct. I didn’t see it on the regular quest board while I was looking at the available quests sometime ago.

So how are you holding up right now?

(He isn’t sure if he has to mention the Polyjuice Potion shenanigans he and his friends back at home went through just yet.)

[unknowntodeath]

Are you telling me you check the other quest board too? I wouldn't have guessed.

I'm fine. It's nothing life threatening.

[phoenixwiz]

Well in a way, yes. I was just curious to see what it has to offer, though I didn’t tackle any of the quests in there.

Oh thank goodness, that’s good to hear.

[unknowntodeath]

You have to go through so many curves to get there to even check it out, so that's still unexpected.

[phoenixwiz]

That’s fair enough. I doubt that everyone will be able to see every quest in the app.

If I am crazy enough to ask, what was the beta testing quest about?

[unknowntodeath]

That's the point of dark web.

The less people know the better. It's not like knowing will make any difference and you already said you'd avoid it.

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[beaumains]

Don't worry, Archer, I'll run the kitchen while you're out! I won't let you down!

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[corruptedsave]

Man, you actually took that job? It looked shady even for where it was posted.

[Why yes, they are admitting they check the not so nice quest board.]

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[fujimaru]

You know you've probably just encouraged people to try just because they love bad ideas, right?
Are you okay?

[phoenixwiz]

I agree with you too: as long as less people know about them, they remain unknown to everyone.

(He doesn’t want to be stuck in the same position that Archer is in the more he thinks about the beta testing quest’s nature even more. He just hopes that people taking part in it will be okay in the end.)

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[impostorsyndrome]

Now I'm dying to know.

I'm not gonna do anything stupid, don't worry. But you putting this out there has me a lot more curious than the quest itself did.