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Hi everyone! It's Taichi Nanao again!

I've been doing some reading and it tracks with what I know from my world: love is the most powerful kind of magic!

I guess real love is how you break a lot of so-called "love" spells! (It looks like most of those are like, attraction and obsession and something called bimbofication?? What's a bimbofi?)

What else do you think love can conquer? What happens if you haven't found real love yet and you get enchanted?

(Also, how soon is too soon to tell someone you love them? There's definitely someone I want to tell and I want to shout it from the mountain tops!)

★☆★ NANAO TAICHI ★☆★

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[If he hadn't, Azul would have.

But oh god why.]

As I understand it there's more to it than just being dumb when it comes to the kink, something about the stereotype of a bimbo.

I stopped asking questions about what some humans find "interesting" my first year at NRC.

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Oh good, I was worried I was someone's kink.

[ Taichi is dumb. But like, he's aware of it at least. ]

Wait you're not human? What are you?
What's NRC stand for? National Restaurant Club..? That sounds like the best place.

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[Taichi. Taichi please. You precious himbo.]

I'm a merman, but my lower half isn't a fish, it's an octopus.

NRC is Night Raven College, my high school. All boys, very prestigious.

[So please understand that if anyone understands the weird feeling of being someone's kink, it's the guy with the tentacles.]

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Ohhhhh.

Wait if you're an octopus does that mean you have a beak down there and instead of a 🍆 you have a tentacle that detaches and propels itself through the water to find a lady without you?

[ He has a thousand questions and they all center around what's in the center of an octopus because of one episode of an animal planet-like show he watched. ]

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[Taichi what the fuck]

Do you ask humans about stuff like that?

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Humans don't have beaks so... no? I already know what humans have.
But if I thought they did have a beak, I would want to see it.
If you mean the tentacle thing, I would definitely want to know if someone could do that but not see it.
It's kinda like, having the world's most amazing abs. It'd be outstanding and I definitely would want to see it but I understand I can't just go around touching guys' chests unless I know them. But I want to know they're there and that they're awesome.

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[God. This boy is dumber than a sea snail.]

Let me put it this way. It would be rude if you asked a human about their...equipment, right?

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Not if we're.. friends?
Are we not friends? ｡･ﾟﾟ(༎ຶд༎ຶ.)

But I was making you a kaomoji ζζζζ(ಠʖಠ)ζζζζ
It's a work in progress I can't figure out how to do glasses so you can change the face every time.
(This expression is how I feel like you feel right now at me... sorry......)

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[What. What is happening. What part about this conversation or their earlier....one? two?? interactions lead Taichi to think they were friends?!

(Never mind that this is basically how the twins ended up his friends, they just decided he was interesting and whoops friends happened.)]

It would still be rude.

[Azul may be just too baffled to deny any sort of friendship right now. What is this conversation.

....but okay the beak question was at least a little valid. He just got sidetracked by the eggplant.]

And no, I don't have a beak. Octopuses use that to catch prey. I have hands and grocery stores.

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I am sorry for being rude, Azul-san! I won't ask about your runaway tentacle anymore.

A grocery store!? How do things not float away? How do you pay for it, wouldn't the money get wet? Do they have underwater convenience stores?

Is this is what is in the deep ocean humans cannot reach so they make ominous commercials about it during shark week!?

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[HE DOESN'T--never mind.]

Yes. Yes it is. Yes, there are convenience stores. And until credit cards were invented, we never bothered with paper money, just shipwrecked coins or cowries.

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Cowries... How much is 1 cowrie worth in G here?

[ His imagination is going wild. He has to tell Tsuzuru about this? And then probably tell Tsuzuru who Azul is so that Azul doesn't feel like he's being rude if they write a story about underwater conbini... ]

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Likely 1 to 1. They're just shells. Humans used them as early currency where they could, too.

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Wait, really? I thought they always used yen.

[ He's never questioned money before ]

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I don't know what a yen is, but I doubt people have used it since the dawn of commerce. It's just like going from cash to checks to credit cards, after all.

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It's a money! 1 yen is probably 1 cowrie! Or 100yen..? Cash and checks and credit cards are all still counted in yen though... though I guess they use dollars in other places? I don't know what the exchange rate is. How much is gum under the sea?

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A hundred madols or so? Most places use madols now, before you ask. It's a unified currency, makes trade and commerce simpler.

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Why are you trading models!?

[ He read it too fast... ]

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[He's fairly certain that first year from Heartslabyul has more brain cells...and Deuce is dumb.]

M A D O L S.

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WHY ARE THE MODELS MAD NOW?!

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Not "models". "Madols". M. A. D. O. L. S.

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[ One time Taichi was in a foreign country and wrote "Nosete" in English letters to try to hitchhike because he thought the English-speaking foreigners would be able to read it if he wrote the Japanese in English letters. How he manages to get into university one day is anyone's guess. ]

What does that even mean!?

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[Tsumugi doing overtime, probably.]

That's the name of our currency!

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Well yeah but doesn't it.. come from something!

Wait does yen come from something

Do words even mean anything or are they just sounds we made up!?

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If you're having an existential crisis, don't.