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[cultivatingsin]

What's the worst thing that has ever happened to you?

[Please, go into detail. Hearing about the misery of others is a bonding experience for him.]

How did you handle it? Did you get revenge? Could you get revenge?

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[leicesters]

Sorry to be such a tease, but this island's had more than its fill of death and injury of late. I thought my story would bring a little fun to the table.

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[cultivatingsin]

You're a silly person.

I do like to laugh, so I'll forgive you.

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[leicesters]

Good! Glad to hear it.

Got any silly stories of your own? Preferably with no death, declarations of revenge, or maiming.

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[cultivatingsin]

You're making this difficult for me! I might have to ignore your preferences. See, I've lived my life as first, an orphan, then, briefly, a student, then an assassin. I've tortured, maimed, tricked, killed for the majority of my life. It pays pretty well.

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[leicesters]

Which is all very lovely, but I've met your type before. I'm sure you have some silliness buried under there. You even admitted you have a sense of humour!

Don't you have anything at all?

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[cultivatingsin]

Well I do! My life just hasn't been very funny.

Unless you count the time my Senior pulled me off a roof with an invisible string. That was pretty funny.