Voice/Audio; Anonymous (mild language warning)

[angel_of_death]

It feels like I can barely walk five steps in Celliwig before someone tosses confetti over my head.

[There is a soft sound in the foreground just behind Walter's androgynous voice, fingers gingerly picking through strands to remove the offending substance from his hair.]

His Majesty was gravely wounded, yet they still insist on giving us some kind of hero's treatment. I went to the ceremony and all for the sake of Camelot staying on good terms with Celliwig, but this charade they insist on putting on... it's a goddamned nuisance.

[And every time they do it -- every cheer or offer for a free meal, it's like rubbing salt in an already aggravated wound.]

If something happens in Celliwig that requires my attention, just... put the word out on the network here, and I'll get to it.

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[hor]

[ Don't worry about it, they'll figure it out when he gets there. Horus isn't exactly experienced in getting glitter out either, but oil cleans up most stuff and leaves your skin super nice and smells good so it's fiiine. ]

What scents do you prefer? I can prepare them.

[ Like the river definitely isn't going to work... ]

[angel_of_death]

[Somehow he's starting to get the feeling that Anubis just wants to spend time with someone...

Well, perhaps he can stop by even if the river does do a good job. He knows what it feels like to be lonely.]

I'm not certain the scents I usually prefer are even used in that sort of thing. I've never used oils like that before...

[hor]

[ Lonely, pushily overly friendly, whichever gets him to go along with what he wants is fine. ]

Tell me what you like and we shall find the closest thing. Modern technology seems to have performed miracles with oils, even if I prefer the more traditional myself.

[ They have like, dessert blends and Beach scents and all kinds of stuff nowadays. It's so expansive! ]

cw: underage smoking?

[angel_of_death]

I'm fond of black tea.

[He's a proper English boy like that. Serious about his tea.]

Tobacco, too, I suppose. Though I haven't had a single cigarette here, so I have no idea what their idea of good tobacco is.

[He's not fond of the American stuff.

The things these two have in common, of course, is that they are plant-based, their scents moderately earthy in tone.]

But you needn't go looking for anything in particular on my account.

[hor]

Well now I'll be looking for those scents for my own curiosity. I'm not familiar with either.

[ Ancient Egypt had a form of tea made of hibiscus, which was consumed by pharoahs, but it was very different than what Walter is speaking of. Horus's curiosity is peaked. ]

[angel_of_death]

Then I suppose I have no choice but to leave it to your discretion.

[Because he knows nothing of fragranced oils.

Hopefully this doesn't turn into some kind of disaster. Hopefully.]