text; un: catscratch (partially locked)

[cooperatively]

[Kitten’s been watching the questboard and watching the network, and they have some Thoughts.

And with the help of a little bit of technomancy and a shocking amount of awareness, they’ve filtered their Thoughts so no minors will be subjected to this.]

So how many of y’all doing this quest for Merlin are using it as an excuse to not be a fucking coward? You can say it’s just ironic or for the quest so it doesn’t matter how badly you fail at getting it out there and getting turned down.

Which fuck that, honestly. If you wanna fuck someone you should just say so instead of pussyfooting around cuz you’re scared. The worst that can happen is you get rejected and maybe your friendship goes pear shaped, but better than just pining and thirsting.

But, hey, if you’re not weak and you’re cute, feel free to hit me up.

[Nobody said they were good thoughts.]

Comments

text; un: tacobell

[itsjiaheng]

but you didn't tag it #MerlinQuest

[cooperatively]

Damn, my bad. Now I’ll never get that reward.

[itsjiaheng]

anyway it's probably just supposed to be fun
you've heard of fun right

text; un: coffeefiend

[ichoosefight]

that's an interesting tactic. insult the general public then proposition literally the entire town. do you get a lot of action that way?

[cooperatively]

If you want hate sex it’s surprisingly effective.

[ichoosefight]

[ ...fair. ]

that can't be healthy

text; un: saxitup

[saxsongs]

Wow, you must be really fun at parties.

[cooperatively]

I am. I can’t get drunk and sometimes people try to kill me, and isn’t that what every party needs?

[saxsongs]

Can't get drunk? What's up with that?

text; un: manslayer

[hitokiri]

ok but why do u care

Video: @rose_of_gloucester

[silky_bearing]

[He absolutely did not intend to turn on his video but in his dramatic pearl clutching it seems.... he has done so and now must live with the consequences. His face is flushed a bright scarlet and he looks at the screen, aghast.]

That is- unimaginably crass but even then there are far greater social ramifications than that. Sometimes social an political.

text; un: maou

[owarifool]

with how often u and i wind up on the same wavelength, i have to wonder if u might be an incarnation of Nobunaga urself.

text; un: wolfcountry

[impostorsyndrome]

Joke's on you, I'm actually too much of a fucking coward to do it even for the quest.

text | un: wisdom

[glossophobia]

It's not a big deal. Some people just like saying stupid shit to get a laugh out of someone.

If somehow that gets them a date then good for them.

text; un: didnot

[morns]

it matter if they want to embarrass themselves on this?

( like you're right but also it's their mistake. )

text; un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

woah ur kinda bold
neat

some people legit enjoy that too
i like it

im engaged
but i like it when someones straightforward
cant misinterpret

text; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

[ Taichi has a lot of feelings about this. First of all, pick-up lines are cute and super funny. But he feels like he's missing some kind of expert-level technique on this, and it's a little bit after he takes a walk to figure out what it is, he comes back to reply. ]

I can't believe I've witnessed the mysterious technique known as "negging" in person! I thought it was a myth because it sounds so mean!




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