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[cooperatively]

Sup, everyone! I won't bore you with an introduction - I'm new in town. Shit's great.

Anyways, haven't got much of a lay of the land yet, so I've decided to ask for some advice. You know, ask people who have been around the block a few times.

What do you people do for fun? Are there any especially cool bars or clubs? Theaters? Neat museums? Secret underground fight clubs we don't talk about but you'll tell me about because we're comrades now and you love and appreciate how straightforwardly I'm asking?

Or, hell, maybe there's just a really good book in the library I need to check out. Whatever! I'm not picky. I just don't want to spend all my time working and questing and training, you know?

Comments

[rateup]

yeah we kinda talked about how your world is riddled w/ demons and stuff
but what if we do live in the same world, but the demon takeover happened centuries later from mine
can't knock that opportunity out

that's the power of capitalism tho :/
i feel like magic can enhance your videogame game experience a lot? like, maybe you can be transported into the game itself like some kinda Advanced VR and let you experience the game by yourself w/out any of those pesky consequences like dying irl if you die in there
but imo i think games can still be enjoyed without those magical add-ons
we live in a world full of magic anyway so if you wanna play an RPG real bad just go out there and gather up a group of randos who will become your fireforged friends and all that

that said i still want an arcade or maybe rebuild my game collection since i don't got time for that lmao

[cooperatively]

I think the “takeover” happened in like 2018 so it’s probably a lot sooner than you think. Guess that’s something to look forward to if you get home!

You don’t have time for epic quests? Not even a side quest? How can you already be so busy when you just got here?

There has to be some sort of arcade here, or maybe you could open one! You can be the gruff, stoic barkeep handing out special quests. Just, you know, at an arcade instead.

[rateup]

shhhh no spoilers lmao

and login bonuses and dailies don't do themselves yknow
got a busy schedule ahead of me now that i gotta restart on all my mobage rip

but honestly, opening an arcade doesn't sound bad at all
not sure if i could pull off the gruff barkeep (arcadekeep?) role without rippling pecs tho
still i dont wanna be THAT much of an npc

[cooperatively]

Fine, fine.

Just whale with your questing money. That'll be easier.

[Don't encourage that, Kitten.]

You could probably get away with not having rippling pecs if you had, like, a silly little mustache or something. It sounds like you might end up being an NPC if you don't get out there, though.

[rateup]

you don't really think i was a SHUT-IN shut in, right
i did have a job as an salaryman back home, like i told you
so it's not like im shrivel up and die if i take one step outside

[cooperatively]

Does having a desk job really prepare you for a magical fantasy world? There's probably dragons here.

Can you handle a dragon?

[rateup]

not as a salaryman
but ive been the mad hatter, a crazy alchemist, and lancelot himself
so i guess i could do it
provided that im armed to the nines with endgame gear and magic, that is