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[milkmycattle]

[The video opens up to Crow lounging on an armchair. He has his guitar resting on his lap as he strums out a few notes before turning his attention to the camera. With enthusiasm and a toothy grin, he points towards the camera as if his attention is solely on the viewer!]

Evening Cattle!! Your resident Crimson Fallen Angel of the Apocalypse, Crow, is present!!

[ Yep, he probably lost half of the people tuning in already, but he doesn't skip a bit. He seems confident as ever as leans back into the chair.]

Today I bring you a scarlet new development! Rejoice! A new band will be gracing the ears of the denizens of Camelot! And you have a chance to be a part of it! Morgan Knight and I will be recruiting other passionate musicians to be part of this new soul-stirring group!

If you're interested, respond to this video with your details or show up for auditions at the Phoenix Roost next Friday! We're only interested in serious inquiries only, so don't waste our time!

[Now that he has the info dump out of the way, time for some self-promotion!]

If you've been living under a rock, and don't know who I am or you want to hear my music, I also do performances at the Phoenix Roost! Check me out on the first Saturday of the Month after Dusk! I'll set your soul ablaze!

[For dramatic effect, he sends a wave of crimson feathers towards the screen, obscuring the view of him. At least it doesn't muffle the sound as the rocker signs off.]

Crow out!

[Video ends, hopefully, everyone has their eardrums intact.]

Comments

[dottedline]

You are going to attempt anarchy. In a monarchy. That may or may not be absolute.

[milkmycattle]

Hey, I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves. I don't really know anything about King Arthur or his regime to propose a coup. I don't have the resources, manpower, or the brains to even pull something like that off, plus I'm not really big on violence if it's not necessary. For now, it's all about the music and just wanting to connect with people who have similar frustrations.

[dottedline]

You say ahead of ourselves, I say clearly you've never been to Night Raven.

[The people at his school, man...someone would try.]

What sort of music do you play, anyway?

[milkmycattle]

Well, I haven't! I don't even know where that is?!

[ As for his music genre, Crow will proudly discuss that.]

Rock music! Visual Kei to be more specific!

[dottedline]

[. . .

So Azul knows that Visual Kei exists but he can't keep human music genres straight.]

Visual Kei? Is that the genre with the extreme facepaint?

[milkmycattle]

Well, Vkei does do make-up and elaborate costumes, but not extreme face paint! I think that's more glam rock or shock rock. I'm still learning about the other rock genres outside of Sound Galaxy, and there are so many of them.

[dottedline]

[Look, Azul is a nerd and only cares about human music genres when it's relevant to his business. He knows way too much about idol culture, thanks to that. He worries about humans, sometimes.]

What, does that galaxy only have visual kei?

[milkmycattle]

No, Sound Galaxy has all kinds of music, but I've only cared about rock music mostly.

[Crow seems to enjoy other music on the down-low, but for the sake of consistency, he wants to be seen as a hardcore rocker!]