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[birdflipping]

Anyone heard of this place bringing people back from the dead?

Just curious.

Comments

[birdflipping]

What's wrong with lava? Is it the texture? The smell? Did you try eating it?

[mithrarin]

The burning, mostly. On the plus side, I didn't last long enough to get a whiff of burnt fur.

[birdflipping]

Don't go for a swim in a volcano next time and you should be good.

[mithrarin]

Right. The next power-mad genocidal general who I have to stop to save an entire people, I'll ask very nicely to move. Sure he'll be up for that.

Anyway, why are you asking?

[birdflipping]

Is that your day job?

Like I said before, I'm curious. That's all.

[mithrarin]

Sort of.

That's just not the kind of question that just pops into someone's head without a reason, is all.

[birdflipping]

Maybe I'm just a morbid kind of guy.

[mithrarin]

Maybe.

Seems pretty unlikely, but you don't have to answer. So long as it's nothing we have to worry about. No killer ghosts or something like that.

[birdflipping]

Ooh, spooky. Nah, it's nothing like that.

[mithrarin]

Spooky enough, if they can't be harmed.

[Color Dust extremely skeptical, but... he's not going to push.]