un: prismpink | text, backdated to before Caster's post because lol

[prismatically]

ok you know what. i've been here for however many months now and i think it's officially time for the most important post on the internet.

which is: what's the romance gossip???? what am i missing out on????

i'm not kidding!!!! i only found out like 5 minutes ago that one of my friends is dating somebody!!!! i'm a million years behind and that's NOT acceptable. we need to spill. so consider this a place to air all your romance related whatevers so we can all talk about it. i'll say it again!!! i'm not kidding!! u can even post on anon and ask for advice about stuff if you really want.

i just need to recharge on gossip!! i'm running dry!! SO LET'S TALK ABOUT IT

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[prismatically]

ok but now i'm absolutely obsessed with the idea of monster gossip. what kind of gossip can you even tell about monsters???

[patchricide]

Well, what kind of secrets would they keep? Their weaknesses, perhaps? But those wouldn't be particularly embarrassing...

Or I suppose it could be depending on the weakness. Say, if one of the monsters is ticklish.

[prismatically]

YES. and maybe one of them's allergic to something really embarrassing like... idk, unicorn fluff or something.

[ Totally a viable bit of gossip. ]

[patchricide]

Honestly, knowing ANY allergies would be useful AND funny. Just imagine any of the monsters here sneezing in the middle of a fight!

Wait, no, not the pelican. That one would still be terrifying.

[prismatically]

do i even wanna know what the pelican monster looks like