un: prismpink | text, backdated to before Caster's post because lol

[prismatically]

ok you know what. i've been here for however many months now and i think it's officially time for the most important post on the internet.

which is: what's the romance gossip???? what am i missing out on????

i'm not kidding!!!! i only found out like 5 minutes ago that one of my friends is dating somebody!!!! i'm a million years behind and that's NOT acceptable. we need to spill. so consider this a place to air all your romance related whatevers so we can all talk about it. i'll say it again!!! i'm not kidding!! u can even post on anon and ask for advice about stuff if you really want.

i just need to recharge on gossip!! i'm running dry!! SO LET'S TALK ABOUT IT

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[doctorintern]

[ It's a good thing she's not anywhere close by, so she doesn't hear the indignant sound he makes at that. ]

I just like checking the network to keep up to date with what people are saying!

[sos_pilot]

Is that so? You weren't, say, trying to pick up any romance tips here?

[doctorintern]

I absolutely was not!

[ He actually hadn't even considered that...although now that she's mentioned it... ]

[sos_pilot]

Oh, Fenton, you could have always come to me for advice! I know a thing or two about winning over the stubborn.

[ is she trolling, is she genuine, is she oblivious, or is she trying to distract from her share of the blame? With Della, who knows. ]

[doctorintern]

I'M GOOD THANKS

[ Somehow, the idea of talking about his love life with Della is more embarrassing than talking about it with other people. ]

[sos_pilot]

If you change your mind, I'd be more than happy to take you under my wing!

[doctorintern]

I'll keep that in mind.

As long as you STOP TALKING ABOUT IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE

[ Yeah, he hasn't forgotten. ]

[sos_pilot]

Senior Junior Woodchuck's honor, I will not talk about it with other people.

[ which, via loophole, allows her to keep telling it to Stella. "other people" doesn't include people you've already talked to about it. ]

[doctorintern]

Okay. Thank you.

[ Well, he's still talking to Stella about it too, so he can't blame her for that. ]