un: prismpink | text, backdated to before Caster's post because lol

[prismatically]

ok you know what. i've been here for however many months now and i think it's officially time for the most important post on the internet.

which is: what's the romance gossip???? what am i missing out on????

i'm not kidding!!!! i only found out like 5 minutes ago that one of my friends is dating somebody!!!! i'm a million years behind and that's NOT acceptable. we need to spill. so consider this a place to air all your romance related whatevers so we can all talk about it. i'll say it again!!! i'm not kidding!! u can even post on anon and ask for advice about stuff if you really want.

i just need to recharge on gossip!! i'm running dry!! SO LET'S TALK ABOUT IT

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text; un: birdofprey

[notquitetamed]

[Good thing he's no innocent and it wasn't like she stole his first kiss or something here, but wow. Didn't expect to see stuff like this. He hadn't planned on responding and was only lurking in case someone had some good advice because he sucks at relationship stuff. Thing is, he wants to ask out a different girl.]

Sounds like my luck really sucked that night. Have a shitty nightmare and get kissed by a cute girl and couldn't even enjoy it.

1/?

[corpsewarblade]

[Wait. Wait hold on how did-]

huh wait didn't i

2/?

[corpsewarblade]

oh crap oh crap oh crap

I thought I privated this

um

3/3

[corpsewarblade]

[What does she even do now, he saw everything including the fact she kissed him and she was just quietly dying of embarrassment

Please ground swallow her up and let her delete every trace of this from the network ever.] ​

Um. Hi Hawk.

Sorry uh

hdhfhdjs

[That sure was coherent.]

[notquitetamed]

And here I thought it was usually the man who would kiss and tell.

[corpsewarblade]

Well you were the one who was totally refusing to wake up and no one else was around! What was I supposed to do??

[No she's totally not flustered yes she is what are you talking about]

[notquitetamed]

Let me know so I could have reacted then and not months later maybe?

1/2

[corpsewarblade]

I

I guess??

[This was so awkward, there had to be some way to make this whole situation less awkward-]

2/2

[corpsewarblade]

You know I'm seriously gonna kick your ass when we spar for embarrassing me!

[...Sure that was a way of dealing with this. Fighting.]

[notquitetamed]

You do realize that just ensures I'll enjoy it even more, right?

[corpsewarblade]

I should totally not be surprised you're the sort who likes it when a girl beats you up, huh?

[She was so glad he couldn't see her bright red face.]

well

next time I see you I'm totally gonna fight you then

and well if you want i could uh

[Nope nope definitely not brave enough to offer to kiss him the next time they met so he could enjoy it properly this time, nope, change the subject!!]

Nevermind but 110% I'm fighting you

[prismatically]

you should've told ME months ago too!!!!

[ don't listen to her. she's just nosy. ]

[corpsewarblade]

[Gosh Stella, she's being bullied on main and you're giving her no backup? Top 10 Anime Betrayals.]

steellllaaaa 😳

back me up here 😭

[prismatically]

why would i. this is really funny.

[ INCREDIBLE ]

[corpsewarblade]

is this just cause I told your friend you were slacking that one time??

[prismatically]

only a little bit. like, 10%. mostly this is just really good drama.

[corpsewarblade]

😭😭😭😣😣😣😳😳😳

just gonna hide from the world for about a week figrhtrahhsh

[prismatically]

I'll set an alarm to make sure I get to ragging on you again IMMEDIATELY

[corpsewarblade]

CRUEL 😭