un: prismpink | text, backdated to before Caster's post because lol

[prismatically]

ok you know what. i've been here for however many months now and i think it's officially time for the most important post on the internet.

which is: what's the romance gossip???? what am i missing out on????

i'm not kidding!!!! i only found out like 5 minutes ago that one of my friends is dating somebody!!!! i'm a million years behind and that's NOT acceptable. we need to spill. so consider this a place to air all your romance related whatevers so we can all talk about it. i'll say it again!!! i'm not kidding!! u can even post on anon and ask for advice about stuff if you really want.

i just need to recharge on gossip!! i'm running dry!! SO LET'S TALK ABOUT IT

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[prismatically]

oh my god. ok wait. hold on. let me see if i'm getting this right.

they gave... a love letter TO YOU... to deliver to somebody else???

[scriptwriter]

That's exactly it.

And they wouldn't exactly take no for an answer. I found myself delivering the damn thing anyway.

[prismatically]

this is SO FUNNY. like obviously rip to you this is terrible. but this is also the funniest thing i've ever heard.

did he even take the letter???

[scriptwriter]

OH HARDY HAR HAR THIS WAS TRAUMAZING

He did before shooting the thing into oblivion. Listen, that letter was cursed beyond belief! We were just lucky that we weren't hexed for reading it!

[prismatically]

shooting as in WITH A GUN????? WAS IT REALLY THAT BAD

[scriptwriter]

She wanted to make babies with this guy and she barely even knew him. I'd say that this was flat-out sexual harassment!

[prismatically]

WAIT WTFFFF
FOR REAL???
DID SHE JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT LIKE THAT TOO???
GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!

[scriptwriter]

PLENTY OF TIMES IN THE LETTER!!
SHE EVEN WANTED ME TO BECOME THE BEST MAN IN HER IMAGINARY WEDDING!
We dodged a bullet since there could've been a chance that the letter was cursed!!
I just know that I'm never going to that bakery ever again. That lady looked so demure and innocent too!

[prismatically]

who is this girl. what is WRONG with her BRAIN.

[ ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING!! ]