un: prismpink | text, backdated to before Caster's post because lol

[prismatically]

ok you know what. i've been here for however many months now and i think it's officially time for the most important post on the internet.

which is: what's the romance gossip???? what am i missing out on????

i'm not kidding!!!! i only found out like 5 minutes ago that one of my friends is dating somebody!!!! i'm a million years behind and that's NOT acceptable. we need to spill. so consider this a place to air all your romance related whatevers so we can all talk about it. i'll say it again!!! i'm not kidding!! u can even post on anon and ask for advice about stuff if you really want.

i just need to recharge on gossip!! i'm running dry!! SO LET'S TALK ABOUT IT

Comments

[prismatically]

ok but let's be real even if there were, would u tell me??

[ you know she's not wrong ]

[affannoso]

I

well

MAYBE

[no. she would not.]

But I don't anyway!

[prismatically]

HMMMM.... NOT SURE IF I REALLY BELIEVE U NOW...

[affannoso]

Who would I even date???

[prismatically]

excellent question!! who WOULD you date. what's your type. is there anybody you're vibing with here rn. the people need to know, vi.

[affannoso]

When did this turn into an interrogation?!

I don't have an answer anyway!!

[prismatically]

then why'd you get my hopes up by replying to my hot gossip post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[affannoso]

I was being polite!!!

[prismatically]

getting my hopes up about Violet's Love Life(tm) is VERY impolite

[affannoso]

It's not like it's my fault I don't have a love life!

[wait--]

Not that I want one anyway!

[prismatically]

ok... but... say hypothetically that you DID............... what would be ur type

[affannoso]

idk um

Someone nice I guess

[VIOLET THAT IS A COP-OUT ANSWER AND YOU KNOW IT]

[prismatically]

are you really trying to tell me u have No Standards Whatsoever

[affannoso]

NO!!!

[come on violet think of something]

Someone cheerful maybe? I'd like someone I can rely on, I guess...

[prismatically]

i guess that's p important if you're gonna be with somebody. u wanna know that they've got your back yeah?

[affannoso]

Yeah. I'm not one of those people who thinks a relationship will "complete me" or anything but

someone who complements who I am would be nice.

[Someone too much like her would just result in an anxiety feedback loop.]

[prismatically]

like a tasty side dish! or a really good dip to go with your chips. that kinda thing. just adds to the experience a little!

[affannoso]

Yeah, sort of like that.

...Or are you just hungry?

[prismatically]

MY ORDER IS TAKING FOREVERRRRR I JUST WANTED A BURGER SOME FRIES AND A MILKSHAKE

this IS the real tag

[affannoso]

F

[prismatically]

i'm gonna eat all your fries on the way home. see if you f about THAT.

[affannoso]

[f for fries.......]

If you do that you'll never get romance gossip from me.

and also I will give you an even sadder F.

:(

F :( !!!

[prismatically]

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ROMANCE GOSSIP TO GIVE ME!!!

[ The REALEST crime here ]

[affannoso]

Yet.

Who knows what could happen...

[prismatically]

[ fries vs the possibility of future romance gossip from violet..................... ]

OK FINE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FRIES.... even after getting my hopes up