[TEXT] UN: GIGOLO

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I have important announcements to make!

First and foremost, it is my dear Doppo-kun's birthday! He is the most important person in the world to me! If you know him too, please understand how lucky you are to know someone so kind and wonderful! He isn't the kind of person who would tell anyone about his birthday, so that's why I'm informing you all! He deserves only the best!

Second, I am opening a host club here on Avalon! I am looking to hire employees, especially hosts! Please let me know if you are interested, and let's have a chat!

(ooc: host club info here)

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text; un: tartaglia

[commediadellanime]

Well, happy birthday to Doppo! Can't say I've met him, but I hope he has a good day.

[If it was Childe, he'd want a birthday with a lot of fighting. Just. So much fighting. Hopefully this Doppo has good taste.]

And I could use a job! Not sure what a host club is, but I can show people a good time.

[if you know what i mean--]

Re: text; un: tartaglia

[champagnetower]

Being able to show people a good time is exactly what the job entails!
As is being able to hold conversations with them, and following directions!
If you can bring a smile to someone's face and make them feel like someone cares about them, it might be a good job for you!

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[capitalismkills]

HIFUMI!!!!!

TAKE THIS DOWN IMMEDIATELY

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[champagnetower]

You and I both know that that will never happen!

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[facepalmchampion]

[Time to be a jerk today on the internet-- Avanet??]

Maybe he didn't say it was his birthday for a reason. A host has to know the comfort of their audience, don't they?

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[champagnetower]

You are correct, that is the job of a host!
But I know him well enough to know he often looks down on himself, so I must bring him up in any way I can!

text | un: octavinelle

[dottedline]

[Oh hello.]

You said especially hosts, but what other positions are you looking to fill?

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[champagnetower]

Positions for cooking, management, and bouncers!

text | un: G★pa

[saxum]

I wish to inquire what is this that you call a host club.

[ Host? Like a restaurant host? ]

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[champagnetower]

A host club is an entertainment business!
The purpose is for customers to come have a good time, and hosts are to keep them happy with drinks, interesting conversation, and partying!
It all depends on the needs of the customer!

text / UN: konpeito_oni

[konpeito_aji]

What is a host club? Does it have to do with your username?

[He does know what a gigolo is.]

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[champagnetower]

A host club is an entertainment business!
The purpose is for customers to come have a good time, and hosts are to keep them happy with drinks, interesting conversation, and partying, depending on the needs of the customer!
My username is simply my MC name!

Text; un: dark_wings

[originaldragoon]

What exactly is a "host club?"

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[champagnetower]

A host club is an entertainment business!
Customers come to have a good time, as hosts are to keep them happy with drinks, interesting conversation, and partying, depending on what the customer wants!

text; un: 14th Moon

[plenilunium]

It's Doppo-san's birthday? Thank you for telling us! He doesn't seem like the type who would like a party but something should be done for him!! 🎉🎈

[He just thinks Doppo needs to boost in morale and he likes him :(]

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[champagnetower]

It is as you said, and that he doesn't like being the center of attention!
I usually cook him his favorite things, and allow him this day of being as lazy as he pleases and do whatever he wants!

[That sounds like he imprisons Doppo or something... he just really likes cleanliness and dragging Doppo out against his will okay.]

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[shiliu]

[ He's read through the replies and has more or less worked out what this person is talking about. ]

You're looking to hire female performers?

[ ...because that's what you call people who work in a "flower house," aka brothels. ]

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[champagnetower]

Hosts are usually males... you might be thinking of hostess clubs!

text; un: maou

[owarifool]

hmmmmMMMM!!! always wondered if i should try my hand at this whole hosting business.

after all, someone with my charisma could really make a killing!!!!

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[champagnetower]

That's what I like to hear!
Charisma is very important!
Just by your style of text it seems you have good energy about you too!
Is that accurate to assume about you?

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[onecupdrunk]

I'm sure you're tired of answering what a Host Club is, so I'm just going to ask if that cooking position is still available. Also, what kinds of food are you looking for from it?

[ He's going to have to learn more modern recipes somehow after all, and there's nothing like learning on the job! ]

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[champagnetower]

[Since this kind gentleman is replying in video, Hifumi will do the same. He's visibly very excited to be asked this since he himself is very passionate about cooking.]

What an excellent question! The position is, indeed, still available! The main focus is on foods that are easy to eat with a group of people, so bruschettas, tapas, oysters, puffs of pastry and tartlets with savory fillings, things like that! They may be small but are incredibly versatile can be created in such a way that they can be hearty! Not to mention that these are things that can be easy to eat as well - since host clubs involve a lot of drinking, ladies might get embarrassed if they accidentally make a mess with things that are difficult to eat, so this is what's best for them!

[Then he holds up an index finger, adding more-]

Of course desserts will be similar! Imagine treats along the lines of cream puffs, fruits, mini pies!

text; un: supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

hosts? i think i've done that before. that's when dumb girls give you food and money, right

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[champagnetower]

...I do not think they're dumb!
But yes it involves ladies eating and drinking with you for money!
You say you think you've done that before?
How did it go?

video; un: pinkparfait

[happyberry]

[ A pretty young girl in a lacy Chinese-style dress smiles brightly at the camera, long wavy pastel pink hair done into high pigtails with big red blossoms tied in and pearl barrettes, red bejeweled flower earrings with gold chains of pearls attached to her second holes to match her hair accessories, plus gold hoops and pearl studs in her upper ear, and with red lips and nails seamlessly color-coordinated. The fabric of her gold and red dress, upon closer inspection, seems to be glistening, the way light dances off water in shimmering speckles, golden threads seeming to shift as if a subtle breeze were blowing the petals of the floral print — and occasionally, the most subtle impression of a red butterfly glides across the enchanted embroidered silk. It's eye-catching, but not immediately apparent it's magic at all, just lovely. She's trying to come across as very professional, but inwardly, she's cooing and squealing that there's a host club in Avalon now, that sounds so fun, even if she'd feel so guilty to go with her boyfriend at home! But... She's thought of a loophole. ]

Hiii~ You're starting a host club? How cool! My name is Sakurada Miwako, and I'm a fashion designer... [ She hitches, still feeling strange saying this out loud, as if she's lying or boasting. But she presses on, not letting her smile falter much. ] Nee, if you need help with tailoring any suits, or with hair and makeup, o-or photography, too, I'd be thrilled to collaborate with you!

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[champagnetower]

[He switches to video to be fair, all done up in his proper host attire and all. He's happy to hear from someone who is seemingly super stylish about this!

This is a fantastic idea that he hadn't thought of himself. Since others have been asking him about hosting, what all it entails, he can only assume that most if not all hosts will be brand new to their roles, and therefore need help with proper attire. So! He is positively thrilled someone approached him about this!]

I would love to collaborate with you, my darling little kitten!

[He can't turn the host off... he's in The Mode.]

I am sure others would love to receive the help as well, since there is much to learn about style and proper attire for hosting... It would be nice for everyone to have an opportunity to learn what suits them best!