jurisprudence: it's within my original jurisdiction to tell you how stupid you are (SKEPTIC ⚖️ be judging like john marshall)
Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] jurisprudence) wrote in [community profile] avalononline2020-12-05 07:24 pm

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Interesting — a few weeks ago a pack of charlatans sent people into the forest on a wild goose chase that purported to be a "quest", but now that the allegedly real ones have turned up, I find they aren't all that less absurd than the ersatz version. Chasing wild pigs, building snow sculptures...one almost wonders if we aren't all being mocked again.

More productively, I'm interested in finding a regular chess partner. I will provide the board; scheduling and location can be subsequently discussed. I would prefer someone with at least passing familiarity with the game, though I suppose lessons can be arranged for novices just as easily.

I find myself...in need of distraction, this time of year.

— M. Edgeworth



[OOC: If you're interested in doing quests with Edgeworth, feel free to use this post as a jumping-off point! He may not want to do them, but I sure do. Otherwise, have some network shenanigans!]
casaposa: <user name="proverbially"> (my relationship with the grim reaper)

un: zeppeli

[personal profile] casaposa 2020-12-06 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Come clean up the kitchen. I'm done making food.

[Distract yourself with THAT.]
casaposa: pixiv @ 6014731 (go download a hoagie)

[personal profile] casaposa 2020-12-06 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
The one who doesn't cook, cleans. That's common courtesy.

There's a plate for you too. Don't complain.
casaposa: <user name="proverbially"> (remove the sword from the crotch)

[personal profile] casaposa 2020-12-06 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Groceries that I went out to get.

Without me you would still be rummaging through the dust and grime in your cabinets to find a meal.
casaposa: (pic#14252088)

[personal profile] casaposa 2020-12-06 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
My only concern is how long you're going to act like a fool about this.

Even a child wouldn't put up this much of a fight.
casaposa: pixiv @ 6014731 (you don't box in a vet)

[personal profile] casaposa 2020-12-06 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Then how do you a feel about a bet? Using that little game of yours. Loser cleans the kitchen.
casaposa: pixiv @ 6014731 (i know a lot about the law and lawyering)

[personal profile] casaposa 2020-12-06 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Your overconfidence will be your downfall someday you know.

Set up the board in the living room and I'll meet you there.
casaposa: narben (going to eat our child)

[personal profile] casaposa 2020-12-06 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[He was going to bring the food and not because Miles told him too. That message is left on read. Enjoy the last word, asshole. He gets all the internal validation he needs by knowing he thought it first.

So he storms into the room, pops the bowls of minestrone on the table and tries to push back his sudden, desperate wish for a third hand that could have carried his wine in here, lest some kind of Monkey's Paw hear him. This place is full of bullshit magic afterall.

Better to stay sharp anyway. Chess isn't a game he plays often. It's going to take every trick up his sleeve to keep the pieces in his favor.

He dramatically drops into the chair closest to him, having to compensate physically for the hamon he's lacking-it's impossible to do his jump-sit and that's really tragic.
]

Explain the rules.

[Rules he does know, but guess what?? He's going to try to play this from every possible angle. Pretend not to know and do some 'beginner's luck' plays in the middle. He's not above a good hustle.

It'd be easier if it were cards, but he can work with this.
]
casaposa: narben (why r u deepthroating a telephone)

[personal profile] casaposa 2020-12-06 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll eat your words soon enough, Miles.

[Claiming ignorance will only take him so far and asking for an explanation of all the rules of chess would be foolish. Miles isn't an idiot-he'd catch on quick.

But he can't wait to see that smug look disappear from his face. Can't wait to watch it melt away when he loses his advantage. All the skill in the world won't matter if Caesar can get away with his sleight of hand.

His minestrone's cooling to the side and Caesar takes the opportunity to pull out a cigarette from his pocket, lighting it up in one quick motion. He'll smoke inside if he wants, asshole. If it annoys him, all the better. It's one more distraction on his side.
]

Go ahead of move then. If you wait too long to start this battle, the food will dry to the pans. You'll have a hard time scraping it off.
casaposa: jjbastuff @ tumblr (i can't see with his thiccness)

[personal profile] casaposa 2020-12-13 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I could say the same of you. You're looking smug for someone who doesn't know their opponent outside of a kiss.

[The cigarette doesn't have its intended effect and that's interesting. Miles has a better hold over his temper than most or maybe this actually doesn't bother him-it's hopefully the former. It irritates him all the same and he can't wait to provoke the bastard into making a mistake. If he treats this like a round of cards, his victory is assured.

He blows some smoke up towards the ceiling - moves the pawn in front of his knight forward.
]

Do you know how to wash dishes? Or is that another skill you're lacking in?
birdflipping: (083)

un: bluerose

[personal profile] birdflipping 2020-12-06 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, the fake quest guys got an asskicking. Figures they wouldn't try it again after that.

Unless some of these new quests are fake too, in which case, whoever posted them can get an asskicking too.
birdflipping: (081)

[personal profile] birdflipping 2020-12-06 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? You gonna try chasing them around?
grylls: (this is how normal people carry knives)

text; un:CrazyM

[personal profile] grylls 2020-12-09 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Do you like pork?
I intend on going out to capture pigs later today.


[ Speaking of the quests. Riou would do it even if it wasn't a quest, honestly... ]
grylls: (blatant)

[personal profile] grylls 2020-12-11 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Actually, it's "Mason." ]

It said to bring 7 alive. I am capable of capturing more than 7.
grylls: (riou001)

cw hunting talk

[personal profile] grylls 2020-12-12 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
I intend on capturing them using traps, so alive until I can take it to an appropriate area to dress and butcher the animal for storage. An entire pig will last some time for the three of us.

[ He's talking about Mad Trigger Crew. He'll happily cook for them. ]
grylls: (i'm really bad at keywords lmfao)

[personal profile] grylls 2020-12-14 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Jyuto Iruma and Samatoki Aohitsugi. Together, we form Yokohama division's Mad Trigger Crew.

[ Making stuff for Edgeworth would be a bonus outside of his crew. ]
emet_sulk: (01 serious)

[thearchitect]; text

[personal profile] emet_sulk 2020-12-09 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Chess is that game played upon a board of black and white squares, yes? I think I might offer you some sport.
emet_sulk: (15 in thought)

[personal profile] emet_sulk 2020-12-10 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, that one. I know of it, though I suspect the pieces I am familiar with will differ to yours. I am willing to learn if it means playing against a decent opponent however.
emet_sulk: (28 I had high hopes for you)

[personal profile] emet_sulk 2020-12-11 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You would be surprised. Regardless, I'm sure it will be easy to adapt.

I am not particularly busy for the time being so I can accommodate whatever day you wish to have our game.
emet_sulk: (81 Your only job is to follow orders)

[personal profile] emet_sulk 2020-12-13 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
The weekend suits. Where would you like to meet?