[WHY DOES ANYONE THINK THAT IS A POSSIBILITY? Who gets injured falling out of trees? Isn't it standard that ninjas are always using trees for lurking? Oh right, probably not for people who haven't been dealing with assassins since they were eight.]
I ate hundreds of cookies.
[You read that right. Hundreds. At least it was thousands?]
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[WHY DOES ANYONE THINK THAT IS A POSSIBILITY? Who gets injured falling out of trees? Isn't it standard that ninjas are always using trees for lurking? Oh right, probably not for people who haven't been dealing with assassins since they were eight.]
I ate hundreds of cookies.
[You read that right. Hundreds. At least it was thousands?]
I have conquered my pancreas.
[No... Just no.]