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[fruitknife]

[Granted, there's exactly one person here who might understand Shinji's choice of user name, and that's a pretty big 'might.' But it wasn't taken, and it's not like the Iwatodai crowd know nothing about Greek mythology. There's just another layer to it.]

So. Money's presumably a thing here, since this isn't a void between worlds where you can just think shit into existence and I don't just have Mitsuru levels of it on hand. (Anyone else who knows Mitsuru: Yes, that much money is exactly as weird as you think it is.)

What do people do for jobs? I can cook and I can hit shit.

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[fruitknife]

Samurai aren't really a thing anymore. Not sure when that happened. [For that matter, neither are nobility or peasants, by and large, but Shinji's really not prepared to try to explain democracy.

Or why Japan doesn't have a military, for that matter.]

You get money from working, or sometimes from inheriting it. In theory, anyone can work their way up. In practice, it's easier if you're rich and have a penis. Why anyone assumes women can't handle shit, I have no fucking idea. There are people who think working means crime, that's probably never gonna stop happening.

In theory, no one's getting away with murder, either. But in practice it's easier for rich people to buy their way outta trouble. Class shit got a lot more subtle.

[konpeito_aji]

Three steps forward, two steps back.

Humanity has a long way yet to go.

[fruitknife]

Like always.

[konpeito_aji]

So long as it keeps moving.

[fruitknife]

So far so good.

Not that people haven't tried makin' that not be the case, but. So far so good.

[konpeito_aji]

There do seem to be an awful lot of morons who'd prefer stagnation over change. I wonder the best way to eradicate them all.

["Eradicate" is so freaking ominous from him!]

[fruitknife]

Not killing 'em. Sooner or later that's just gonna piss people off, and then the change isn't in your favor.

[konpeito_aji]

Leaving them to kill others is bad math. Have you ever played Go?

[fruitknife]

Also been in more deadly fights than I care to count, but it doesn't hurt that much to try talking first, if there's a chance you can reason with 'em.

[Mitsuru, ever the diplomat, always did like trying diplomacy first. Maybe if Marin Karin fucking worked more often, it even would've worked.]

[konpeito_aji]

500 years to the future sure is different!

I had very long negotiations with all my enemies. A point will always come where words fail.

[fruitknife]

The fights were... mostly specific to some home shit. If that happened more than

No, can't even say 'if that happened more than once,' we're prone to timeline bullshit for some reason. If it happened in a majority of timelines that's especially fucked up.

Maybe, but turning everything into combat doesn't get anywhere. Aki might like to think he can punch all his problems until they're not problems anymore, but that ain't how it works.

[konpeito_aji]

Perhaps that's why humanity's only come so far.

[fruitknife]

[The trouble with Sengoku warlords, man.]

More likely because we still can't figure out when to fucking talk to each other. [Himself included!]

[konpeito_aji]

[Srsly!]

Like I said, I tried.

Perhaps I'll get better practice here.

It was always more Mitsuhide's specialty anyway.

[fruitknife]

Maybe. Ain't exactly my strong point either.

[konpeito_aji]

[He laughs at that, but has no known way to communicate it. Someone teach him lol!]

Masamune Date's either. There's three -- no four, things you can always count on him for.

1) Cooking. He's one of the best ever. At least that I've ever known.
2) He's always willing to dive to the frontlines as much as any of the Oda clan.
3) He's always late! Especially to war council meetings.
4) He's almost more of a flirt than Takeda Shingen. And that's saying something.

[fruitknife]

Well, if you really need chronic lateness or flirting in your life, you'll have to ask somebody else.

Diving into a fight depends on the fight.

[konpeito_aji]

I can definitely do without those things. I mostly tolerate them, only because he's so good at the other two.

Lethal. We don't just hit. Mitsuhide's the only one who shoots better than me, Hideyoshi would conquer everything if I let him, and Mitsunari and Ieyasu fight better with leading into the future. But Masamune dual wields.

I'm fairly certain I can hold my own for killing any threats, but cooking is another story.

I still want to try mochi ice cream.

[fruitknife]

We mostly weren't fighting people.

Yeah, yeah. Gonna need more to cook with than a microwave.

[konpeito_aji]

In my experience, the "monsters" were always human. However, I believe you, given this place.

When you have the opportunity, I won't forget.

[fruitknife]

Never said we didn't run into human assholes. [Unfortunately, one of them is here.

At least Takaya's up front about it and not cloaking everything behind affable puns.]

Considering your sweet tooth is apparently the size of Hokkaido, I really didn't think you would.

[konpeito_aji]

You did say mostly.

An entire world made solely of candy could not satiate my appetite.

[fruitknife]

Yeah, mostly. A lotta the human side of the problem was dead before most of us ever heard of it. Guess that's what happens when you go 'let's start a death cult, what could possibly go wrong.'

You'd make yourself sick sooner or later with that much sugar.

[konpeito_aji]

At least they mostly got rid of themselves.

I'm not so weak a mortal to be harmed by a little sugar. Or even infinite.

[fruitknife]

Maybe, but you don't actually want your pancreas to hate you that much.