video: un: bladeworks

[unknowntodeath]

Since food is always an important topic, I thought I would contact the network to offer cooking lessons for anyone who would like them. Basics or even a little bit more advanced.

I'm not a professional chef, but I have a lot of experience as I've cooked food for more than one since I was a kid. I can give some samples before you decide if the lessons are worth your time.

[Why is he doing this? Because he might as well help others to make sure no one starves. But also because he's bored.]

And you might have to deal with me being an asshole, as some might point out.

Comments

[prismatically]

Any day's good for me! Oh, except Mondays and Wednesdays. I've gotta work then and I dunno if my boss would be happy if I bounced for cooking lessons.

[ She sounds ALMOST like a responsible employee when she talks like that, but don't be fooled. ]

[unknowntodeath]

[Considering she added those two days as an afterthought...]

How about Thursday, then? If we want to add more days, we can add Tuesday into the mix later.

[prismatically]

Yeah! Sounds good to me. I'll put it on my calendar so I don't forget.

Should I bring anything along?

[unknowntodeath]

If there are any specific ingredients you want to try, then you can bring those. Otherwise, if you have an apron, that would come in handy.

[prismatically]

I don't have one yet, but I'm gonna buy a super cute one online!

[ The cuteness is the most important factor. ]

Thinking about ingredients, though... I guess maybe something with salmon? I'm no good at cooking fish. It always comes out either gross and sloppy or I burn it to a crisp.

[unknowntodeath]

Fish can be a difficult ingredient. I can definitely show you a few good ways to cook salmon.

[prismatically]

Yessssss. [ you can't actually hear the way she's excitedly pumping her fists but you kind of totally can. ] I'll get some really nice salmon, too! The stuff we can get here is crazy fresh and I can't wait to cook some!

[unknowntodeath]

I haven't had the chance to cook the local fish here yet, so I look forward to tasting it.