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[individuates]

This is a completely random question, but does any one else have issues with familiars running away with their things? Food, favourite clothes - devices? Say, burying them?

Asking for a friend.






Okay, I'm not, it's me, it's not a completely random question, this is the third time this week and I don't actually know which one is doing it.

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[individuates]

Like Godzilla?

[asano_san]

If Godzilla ate souls!

[individuates]

But he only eats hair, right?

[asano_san]

I can't know that for sure!

notjustalizard.jpg

See the mask? And the hole? That's what makes him a Hollow.

So if he looks like a Hollow he could be wandering off and eating souls when I'm not looking!

[individuates]

It's a lizard, dude.

Maybe the hole is just for portablity? He looks kinda small?

[asano_san]

I'm not picking him up by his hole.

[individuates]

I totally would.

Why does he have a hole, anyway? How does that even affect his insides, are they, like, clustered around it instead?

[asano_san]

That just seems rude! If you had a hole through your stomach, would you want someone to hook a finger through it? I have to be nice to him in case he can eat my soul and he's just not doing it because he doesn't have a reason to yet.

I don't know. It's not bloody and gross in there. It's just smooth.

[individuates]

So you have felt it. It's not like it can eat your soul, it's got nowhere to put it. Why would someone make it have a hole, anyway? It's like a bagel lizard. A lizard donut.

A liznut.

[individuates]

Dude, your familiar's a LIZNUT.

[asano_san]

No! I don't want to call him that! I never asked why they have holes, but he's not a donut.

[individuates]

He's like one of those Monstermon they really scraped the bottom of the barrel with. Remember "Floating Ice Cream Cone"? Here's "Lizard With Portability Hole"!

[asano_san]

Don't make fun of my familiar! Or try to carry him by his hole!

[individuates]

I dunno, I think Godzilla would be considerably less scary if you could just scoop him up by the hole and forcibly time-out him.

[asano_san]

If Godzilla was small enough to scoop up by the hole, he'd be small enough to scoop up normally!

[individuates]

There are probably ways. Helicopters could probably fly though carry him with cables, idk.

Or at you talking about your ACTUAL familiar, I'm confused...

[asano_san]

I was talking about movie-monster Godzilla. My familiar isn't named Godzilla!

[individuates]

But wouldn't it be cool if you called your lizard familiar Godzilla? Like, it's totally small and non-threatening but still called Godzilla because why not?

It might even grow into it.

[asano_san]

I don't want him to grow into it!

[individuates]

He could defend you!!!

[asano_san]

I'm not taking any chances! I want to keep my shoulder-sized, not-Godzilla lizard!