Video; Anonymous

[angel_of_death]

(CW/TW: mentions of undead, impalement, and a brief mention of self-harm practices... and also mild, yet colourful cursing)


[On the anonymously posted video is someone who is now perhaps a slightly recognizable figure; an adolescent youth of extraordinarily pale features and dark, ink-black hair.]

To anyone looking to venture into the Land of Rot to assist with the preparations for the equinox, I’ll be volunteering as an escort. Fighting the undead is my speciality.

[Walter looks about ready to leave it off there, before a strangled whimper sounds in the background, leading him to look over his shoulder behind him. For a moment, he contemplates. Then, facing the camera once more, he adds:]

…Oh, and if there are any healers who feel like tending to a bloke wanting to hack off unicorn horns, I’ll be handing this wanker over to the knights.

[He pivots to capture on his video feed one Poacher in Distress, who at this moment happens to be impaled to a tree trunk via unicorn horn.]

Personally, I think he deserves to suffer through it the old-fashioned way. But I figure some of you might like the free practice.

[It’s better than them harming themselves to get said practice, he reasons.]

Let me know if you want to give either a try. I’ll be checking back regularly.

video | un: claudiometer; discussing Cult Classic quest

[claudiometer]

So I had a look at the quest board doohickey. [And she's still not sure she's cut out to actually tackle any of them, and is not going anywhere near the second one.]

And are we sure the rampaging movie buff isn't... well, I guess here it'd be cursed and not Artifact-whammied, but still. That does. Not so much sound like the course of action taken by someone in their right mind.