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avalononline2022-08-06 08:15 pm
arf) wrote in avalononline2022-08-06 08:15 pm
Video; un: 7😆H! TA1
Attention healers! Are you unable to make it to an expedition with your friends? I've figured out an awesome way to make a healing feast for large groups! Start with-- ta-da!
[ He holds up a hot dog ]
One regular hot dog! [ He puts it in a bun, then covers it in an evenly distributed drizzle of ketchup and mustard and a jalapeno relish. ] I like it hot, but you can use regular relish too. Make sure that you don't put too much though, there's a lot of water in it and it can disrupt the process. Don't put anything chunkier than relish in though or you'll lose the hot dog consistency! You want roughly these portions, then put it in the grindy bowl.
[ He puts the assembled hot dog in a pestle and mortar... and starts mashing it up with the pestle. ] Mash it into a thick paste, then roll it up into a hot dog like so and cast your most powerful healing magic on it while you do... [ He rolls it up.. into a new hot dog? Then cooks it in a skillet. Then puts it into a new bun. ] Then repeat the process until it's as many servings as you want it to be.
[ And so proceeds the video with Taichi just... mashing up and reforming a hot dog and cooking the new hot dog in a skillet... about 15 times... until he has no more room in the mortar and has to plop it onto a the kitchen counter. He mashes it into a volcano shape and plops two eggs in the center.... ]
If you get to this big, you have to add eggs to keep it together! If you don't have any really strong healing spells, add another one here too. [ Then he KEEPS GOING.. until it's roughly the size of a pound cake. Since he doesn't have anything to say, he puts this song on so that you know how glorious what is happening is?? This is amazing. It only cuts out when the final form is formed. ] Then it's best to put it in the oven for the final stage and you can use a brioche loaf for the final bun if you're feeling fancy, or any loaf will do!
[ Yes, Taichi is feeling fancy.
He puts the "hot dog" into the oven and while it finishes up, he takes out a loaf of brioche bread... and proceeds to cut it longways through the middle, parallel to the table, leaving the very edge uncut so it's like a hot dog bun made of an entire loaf... The video cuts to him taking the loaf out of the oven, putting it on the brioche bun. He proceeds to load it up with jalapeno rings, onions, and liquid cheese on top. ]
Don't forget to top it off with some vegetables so it's healthy! You can slice it and distribute it for an easy way to spread your healing spells out and feed an army! I'll be trying to make some for the journey ahead, so try it out if you see it!
[ He holds up a hot dog ]
One regular hot dog! [ He puts it in a bun, then covers it in an evenly distributed drizzle of ketchup and mustard and a jalapeno relish. ] I like it hot, but you can use regular relish too. Make sure that you don't put too much though, there's a lot of water in it and it can disrupt the process. Don't put anything chunkier than relish in though or you'll lose the hot dog consistency! You want roughly these portions, then put it in the grindy bowl.
[ He puts the assembled hot dog in a pestle and mortar... and starts mashing it up with the pestle. ] Mash it into a thick paste, then roll it up into a hot dog like so and cast your most powerful healing magic on it while you do... [ He rolls it up.. into a new hot dog? Then cooks it in a skillet. Then puts it into a new bun. ] Then repeat the process until it's as many servings as you want it to be.
[ And so proceeds the video with Taichi just... mashing up and reforming a hot dog and cooking the new hot dog in a skillet... about 15 times... until he has no more room in the mortar and has to plop it onto a the kitchen counter. He mashes it into a volcano shape and plops two eggs in the center.... ]
If you get to this big, you have to add eggs to keep it together! If you don't have any really strong healing spells, add another one here too. [ Then he KEEPS GOING.. until it's roughly the size of a pound cake. Since he doesn't have anything to say, he puts this song on so that you know how glorious what is happening is?? This is amazing. It only cuts out when the final form is formed. ] Then it's best to put it in the oven for the final stage and you can use a brioche loaf for the final bun if you're feeling fancy, or any loaf will do!
[ Yes, Taichi is feeling fancy.
He puts the "hot dog" into the oven and while it finishes up, he takes out a loaf of brioche bread... and proceeds to cut it longways through the middle, parallel to the table, leaving the very edge uncut so it's like a hot dog bun made of an entire loaf... The video cuts to him taking the loaf out of the oven, putting it on the brioche bun. He proceeds to load it up with jalapeno rings, onions, and liquid cheese on top. ]
Don't forget to top it off with some vegetables so it's healthy! You can slice it and distribute it for an easy way to spread your healing spells out and feed an army! I'll be trying to make some for the journey ahead, so try it out if you see it!
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[ It's hard to tell what emotion is present here right now, other than the fact that it's intense. Is she mad? Is she sad?
Is Minako.. smad? ]
You wouldn't even do that one tiny thing for your beloved Minako-sama?
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[ DON'T BE SMAD, HE'S JUST INADEQUATE ;O; ]
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H-Hold on! You're serious about that?! You're not joking?!
[ Says the girl who just.. can't cook at all...
But look, that's clearly just a detail. He's proven he can make hotdogs in.. some special way, that's for sure. Clearly that means he now also has to be capable of making curry too. It's the law. ]
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[ He can cook, but it never... is quite right, unless he's supervised. And even then, all it takes is two seconds of him being unsupervised for him to get a "brilliant" idea or accidentally put in sugar instead of salt, or
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Wildly. ]
No way! I'm sure Mako-chan totally did it from scratch!
[ .. except Minako isn't 'sure' about that at all, since she never really watched the other cook. She's just guessing based on the other girl's skills, and it's not like she's here to either confirm or deny it.. ]
You can make it from scratch when you're a total cooking goddess! That's the only way to get the best curry possible..!
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[ Because Minako sure doesn't sound like she thinks anything could be bad about that. Curry is love. Curry is life. ]
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[ She's not quite the kind of glutton Usagi is, for all of the two girls' other similarities.
But it's not like Minako is going to sweat this idea much either - hence why she just presents it with a smile on her face. ]
I can definitely go for seconds when it comes to curry and something else that's yummy! It sounds like a win-win situation to me!
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[ He knows he's cute. He's not going for sexy adonis muscleman or anything but he can't eat hot dogs and cola for one course and curry omurice for another for every meal!! ]
And who wants to eat healthy food all the time? [ It's FINE as long as there's no liver or chives but... ]
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Though it's the devious kind of giggle more than anything else, really. ]
Oh, Taichi-kun.. Haven't you heard about the trick? It's exercise, of course, exercise! As long as you're perpetually late to school and have to run there every morning to try and not be late, then you can eat everything you want!
[ .. no, it probably has more to do with the monster fighting, really..
Though the part she's describing is probably also contributing something. ]
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[ He has such muscle envy of people who build muscle through exercise... ;O; ]
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[ S-Sorry, Taichi! If we could all be reincarnations of immortal space goddesses, then she'd share this good luck with you..!! ]
In that case I guess I'll be the only one who could partake in that much curry joy.. But would you be okay in that case?! I wouldn't want you to feel left out, you know..! [ Please, Minako.
Didn't he just sound like he was already fed up enough of curry as-is. He does not need more!! ]
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I'll be fine, but.. you definitely don't have to be alone! Have you met a woman named Izumi Tachibana? She's my director and she loves curry so much she'd eat nothing but if she had the option. I bet she'd go curry restaurant hopping with you!