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七尾太一 ([personal profile] arf) wrote in [community profile] avalononline2022-08-06 08:15 pm

Video; un: 7😆H! TA1

Attention healers! Are you unable to make it to an expedition with your friends? I've figured out an awesome way to make a healing feast for large groups! Start with-- ta-da!

[ He holds up a hot dog ]

One regular hot dog! [ He puts it in a bun, then covers it in an evenly distributed drizzle of ketchup and mustard and a jalapeno relish. ] I like it hot, but you can use regular relish too. Make sure that you don't put too much though, there's a lot of water in it and it can disrupt the process. Don't put anything chunkier than relish in though or you'll lose the hot dog consistency! You want roughly these portions, then put it in the grindy bowl.

[ He puts the assembled hot dog in a pestle and mortar... and starts mashing it up with the pestle. ] Mash it into a thick paste, then roll it up into a hot dog like so and cast your most powerful healing magic on it while you do... [ He rolls it up.. into a new hot dog? Then cooks it in a skillet. Then puts it into a new bun. ] Then repeat the process until it's as many servings as you want it to be.

[ And so proceeds the video with Taichi just... mashing up and reforming a hot dog and cooking the new hot dog in a skillet... about 15 times... until he has no more room in the mortar and has to plop it onto a the kitchen counter. He mashes it into a volcano shape and plops two eggs in the center.... ]

If you get to this big, you have to add eggs to keep it together! If you don't have any really strong healing spells, add another one here too. [ Then he KEEPS GOING.. until it's roughly the size of a pound cake. Since he doesn't have anything to say, he puts this song on so that you know how glorious what is happening is?? This is amazing. It only cuts out when the final form is formed. ] Then it's best to put it in the oven for the final stage and you can use a brioche loaf for the final bun if you're feeling fancy, or any loaf will do!

[ Yes, Taichi is feeling fancy.

He puts the "hot dog" into the oven and while it finishes up, he takes out a loaf of brioche bread... and proceeds to cut it longways through the middle, parallel to the table, leaving the very edge uncut so it's like a hot dog bun made of an entire loaf... The video cuts to him taking the loaf out of the oven, putting it on the brioche bun. He proceeds to load it up with jalapeno rings, onions, and liquid cheese on top. ]


Don't forget to top it off with some vegetables so it's healthy! You can slice it and distribute it for an easy way to spread your healing spells out and feed an army! I'll be trying to make some for the journey ahead, so try it out if you see it!
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[personal profile] mushroomaficionado 2022-08-23 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the sound of that. Who knew you could have such interesting ideas?

[There is a dig in there, but he is amused at the idea of being given potential free reign.]
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[personal profile] mushroomaficionado 2022-09-06 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Then isn't that the most important quality at all? To be amusing.

[He's actually sincere here. No wonder Azul's been trapped into friendship by this guy.]
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[personal profile] mushroomaficionado 2022-09-07 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Acting? Hmmm, I wouldn't have thought it, but hopefully, I will get to see it then. I wouldn't think you were someone who had any ability in that field though.
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[personal profile] mushroomaficionado 2022-09-07 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
So is it more like plays you do instead of films? And how long have you been at it? Forgive me if I am curious. I have an upper classmate back home who is a very famous actor, but he can be very reserved sometimes.

[More like Vil wisely holds him at arm's length.]

Oh my, I can actually believe it. You seem like the type to convincingly come to a tragic end.
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[personal profile] mushroomaficionado 2022-09-16 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
You infiltrated the place? Impressive.

[He does have some guts then. He will hold off on asking about what Taichi means by hurting others because realistically everyone does.]

It sounds like you have been on quite an adventure. I might have underestimated you just a bit.

[The cheerful ones are sometimes the most difficult to deal with, so he needs to make a note of that.]

I shall have to visit sometime and see precisely what your group is getting up to. And to see this acting of yours.