video; un: maou (though it's more of a photo post)

[owarifool]

[ Well. He hasn't done this in awhile. But once again, in front of God and Everyone, it's just a picture of abs ]



[ Kipposhi's abs. ]

[[ooc: art by chariko/maemoo]]

Comments

[owarifool]

not my problem if my abs are too bodacious for u to control urself.

[reloves]

what am i supposed to control here??? i didn't even go here on purpose!!!!!

YOUR ABS ARE RIGHT ON THE FRONT PAGE!!!!!!!!

[owarifool]

are you saying u have absolutely no control how over how u react to bare abs?

[reloves]

of course!!!

[ .. she admits it so easily, huh. ]

are you saying you do??? [ Sorry, Kipposhi, you have to be attracted to abs now. It's the rule. ]

[owarifool]

no i don't turn into an idiot the moment i see a sexy woman.

[reloves]

EXCUSE YOU I AM NOT TURNING INTO AN IDIOT!!!!!!

[ She's not even really lying about that one.

This is definitely not Minako at a more idiotic level than she usually already is at. ]

[owarifool]

u know i should convince monika to start wearing midriff-bare shirts all the time around u, if it gets u this wound up.

1/2

[reloves]

you're the biggest idiot here if you don't think i'm naturally attracted to my girlfriend

she's way better than any abs in the entire world

the only thing that's getting me wound up is

[reloves]

YOU BLAMING POOR INNOCENT GIRLS FOR YOUR OWN DUMB ACTIONS!!!!!!!

[owarifool]

not this shit again.

u can't go making it my fault every time you do something stupid!

[reloves]

i'm not doing anything but checking up on news and posts on here

you're the one posting these pictures

i don't see how that makes me the stupid one here

[owarifool]

ur the one reacting to abs like just the sight of them makes u lose your whole-ass mind.

[reloves]

i'm reacting in a NORMAL WAY

ugh

you just never get anything i'm saying!!! it's like you're willfully obtuse!!!

[ Good job, Minako. Probably the biggest words you've ever used. ]

it's so annoying

[owarifool]

there is nothing normal about the way ur reacting

[reloves]

please

i am the most normal person anyone knows

the combo of comment and icon there is the chef's kiss

[owarifool]

saying this as a guy who constantly calls himself the Demon King?

there's nothing 'normal' about someone who constantly calls herself the Goddess of Love.

THANK YOU... i owe so much to the dumb expressions minako makes

[reloves]

[ Look at this fellow chuuni valid callout... ]

what's not normal about the goddess of love and beauty???

doesn't EVERY world have a goddess of love

are you saying yours doesn't

i just happen to be the one from mine!!!

[owarifool]

ur a teenage girl! u said it urself!

[reloves]

a teenage girl AND the goddess of love

are you trying to say those two things can't go together?? i don't see any reason why they shouldn't

[owarifool]

gods aren't beings beholden to concepts of mortal age like being a "teen"

[reloves]

says who???

i mean you might be a demon king and all but i don't think you have written the official handbook for gods and goddesses!!!! i'm a teenage goddess!!!

[ The worst part is that she's not.. technically wrong about that one.. But it's a big technicality. ]

i know i know

it's hard to not be jealous of that

i get it

[owarifool]

at what point

did this conversation

become about jealousy?

[reloves]

just now?

[ Factually true.

Because she brought up the word. ]