01 | text | un: adler

[disasdeer]

Recommendations for what to do with shed antlers, go.

Can they be used for magic? Weapons? Something like that. I've heard they can make good chew toys for carnivores.

And before anyone asks: they are mine, not some deer in the woods. I did not go hunting down something and take its antlers.

Alright, folks, one more question:

What's your favorite food that doesn't include meat? I want to try some new things and am getting bored of the same-old.

Comments

text; un: m. edgeworth

[jurisprudence]

That seems an unnecessary expense, to do away with a perfectly good set of antlers. Or was something wrong with the old ones?

[disasdeer]

What are you even talking about?

This has nothing to do with doing away with them. These are literal antlers.

[jurisprudence]

Yes, the ones you insist on wearing on your head. I'm asking why bother to change them at all.

[disasdeer]

I'm not just just wearing them, you know.

[jurisprudence]

No, of course. They're part of you. Because you're a deer, or somesuch.

[disasdeer]

Yes. That's exactly why. No 'or somesuch' here. I know different things are hard to grasp for some people.

[jurisprudence]

It's a costume. You are only a deer in your own mind.

[disasdeer]

You know what, sure. If that's what you have to do.

I look forward to hearing every single one of your elaborate excuses that somehow explain me.

So, if this is the case, what are my antlers made of?

[jurisprudence]

Why do you assume I would have any sort of expertise in costume construction? Attached as you are to the thing, I presume you had skilled labor put into it.

[disasdeer]

Why do you assume I'm wearing a costume? If you insist it is, you must have some idea.

Do humans regularly dress like animals where you're from?