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[disasdeer]

Recommendations for what to do with shed antlers, go.

Can they be used for magic? Weapons? Something like that. I've heard they can make good chew toys for carnivores.

And before anyone asks: they are mine, not some deer in the woods. I did not go hunting down something and take its antlers.

Alright, folks, one more question:

What's your favorite food that doesn't include meat? I want to try some new things and am getting bored of the same-old.

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[cameprepared]

I'm pretty fond of veggie burgers?
Also minestrone, if you're partial to soups. It's been cold lately.

[disasdeer]

I've had veggie burgers before. They used to serve things like that to us in High School.

Minestrone is just rice and a bunch of vegetables in broth, right?

[cameprepared]

Yep. With tomato soup as a base sometimes. If you wanna get fancy.

[disasdeer]

That sounds pretty good. And easy. I'm not much of a chef, but I need to be able to do something.

[cameprepared]

Soups are easy, for sure.

Also, the old standby of grilled cheese to go with them.

[disasdeer]

...I've never had a grilled cheese.

[cameprepared]

Never? Then hell, you need one.

Take two pieces of bread, butter them up, stick some cheese between them and stick it on a hot skillet till the cheese melts and the bread is toasted to where you like it.

It's heaven.

[disasdeer]

I pretty much only ever eat a variety of vegetables at home. No animal products except maybe eggs and milk in things like cake.

So yeah, never really did. I'll give it a try.

[cameprepared]

Because you have antlers...?

[disasdeer]

...I'm a deer. A bipedal one at that.

[cameprepared]

Oh.

Wow? I have never seen anything like that before.

I imagine you get that kind of reaction a lot, but that's really cool.

[disasdeer]

I think for people here, after you hop across dimensions or whatever, a walking and talking deer isn't the strangest thing you see in a day.

[cameprepared]

Not even the strangest thing back home.

[disasdeer]

I'm sorry to hear.

[ He's not but like -- yikes. ]