video; un: dellacacy

[sos_pilot]

[  It's a cheerful duck with finger guns on screen, so that can only be one lady - ]

Hey guys. Della Duck here, your favorite duck woman due to being the only duck woman in this world. Jumping on that bandwagon of "boy, that sure sucked big time", but I'm not gunna bore you all with moral dilemmas or trying to ask why life is mean. Instead, I need your advice on something we can all agree on - the best way to kick butt.

Now, in my world, all I ever needed to fight were my two fists of fury right here, maybe add in a roundhouse kick here and there. But, well, when your enemy is poison to the touch or makes you crazy, and yadda yadda, sometimes you just need a weapon to do the job. Yeah, magic's great and all, but we can't always rely on it. But we can rely on blunt metal objects!

That's where you come in, my fine folks. What are your favorite weapons? I wanna hear your opinion on the best kind of weaponry you've gotten your hands on, whether it's just to knock someone out cold, or un-alive them quickly. Like in this world, the sword is a popular choice, but you've got a whole range when it comes to those - claymores, short swords, broadswords, or you can shrink 'em if you wanna go for knives and daggers. Or maybe you're the type to improvise and use sports equipment for the job, like a bat or a golf club! Endless opportunities for sports puns with those, so win-win.

All right, I've done enough gabbing. Help me out here! What is the best type of weapon, so say you?

Comments

voice; un: jean

[rustyhonesty]

... you're really avoiding the word "kill" here, huh?

[sos_pilot]

I guess your weapon of choice is your voice, since you went straight for the jugular, huh?

[rustyhonesty]

[That does get a chuckle out of him. She's not entirely wrong.]

Sometimes. But usually I use a broadsword. I also have experience with firearms, but Avalon doesn't have those so swords are my main focus.

video; un: akashicknight

[morganknight]

In any serious fight, you're obligated to use the most efficient and effective weapon or technique at your disposal. If it's not serious, you can do whatever the hell you want, so do what you feel like! So which are you going for, here?

[sos_pilot]

Come on, can't you give a little more flavor for your answer? Don't you have any preferences?

Fill in the blank - if you were surrounded by big, hairy, toothy, hungry monsters, you would think "Boy, I wish I had a...?"

text; un: manslayer

[hitokiri]

swords are for killing

[sos_pilot]

i take it that's your way of saying 'swords are my fav'?

video; un: hpotter

[phoenixwiz]

Can wands count as weapons like they are in my world? But the one I have with me is not functioning in here for a long time.

[sos_pilot]

Ehhhhhhh.... If you see 'em that way, then I guess it can count?

Voice; un: smoking_bomb

[bakudan_bambino]

Dynamite

[sos_pilot]

You describing me, or your favorite weapon?

[ A playful wink before she laughs. ]

Aw yeah, can't forget explosives! You gotta put in the perfect timing, so it takes real skill to master those!

video; un: raya

[mistrustingheart]

My Whip Sword combined with martial arts and magic.

[Though she hasn't used any of those to kill anyone... because she hasn't even un-alived anyone ever.]

[sos_pilot]

... Whip sword. Is that a sword that can also act as a whip?

[ Look how excited she is! You can't let her down now! ]

video; un: stargazer

[leicesters]

Obviously, bows are the best! Doesn't matter if your enemy has the finest sword in the world, if you can take them out with a well-placed arrow first.

[sos_pilot]

I gotta say, you make a good argument. Stealth can make a big difference between winning and losing.

Video / un; Chasseur

[resistetmords]

Honestly... I have been meaning to try creating modern weaponry from back home. Firearms and such.

[It might prove to be an interesting project and given recent events may also help beef up Camelot significantly.]

Hm... but I suppose for here? Anything long range, I'm quite fond of polearms and crossbows. Really, I'm for whatever does the job.

[sos_pilot]

Oooh - what if we found a way to combine a crossbow WITH a polearm?

[ things that are impossible and incredibly dangerous for 200, alex. ]

[theskyaccepts]

I dunno about best weapon...but I guess my gauntlets back home are kinda cool.

[sos_pilot]

That's the stuff with all the flames and awesomeness, right?

Video | un: pikohammerhero

[pricklybloom]

Well, I may be a bit bias, but I tend to lean more towards melee weapons.

[ Wonder why that would be. ]

To be honest, though, I don't use other weapons much. [ Or...at all. ]

[sos_pilot]

Hmmm, it's such a mystery what your main weapon could be.

[ Clearly teasing, given Amy's username and all. ]

video; UN: the_ultimate

[ringsthatbind]

[Somehow Shadow isn't surprised that Della is the type to ask this kind of question.]

I tend to use whatever I can get my hands on, although I prefer using myself as a weapon...

In a pinch I've favoured guns though.

[sos_pilot]

[ it's because we're friends and have a boooond~ ]

You the type to go for one in each hand, or lock and load just one way?

Video; un: no

[pridefulness]

Kunai or shuriken and wire.

[sos_pilot]

Ah, the classic weapon of the ninja. When they did things right, they did things RIGHT.