Utilize the larger portion of the loaf and make a Japanese toast box. Tell him it is a single dish and that he is expected to finish it.
[ ...That's still a little large for a toast box, and a toast box is definitely more than one person worth of food, and not usually that kind of bread, but it's could work as potential penance for such a foolish cutting job. ]
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[ ...That's still a little large for a toast box, and a toast box is definitely more than one person worth of food, and not usually that kind of bread, but it's could work as potential penance for such a foolish cutting job. ]