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Gokudera Hayato | ‎獄寺 隼人 ([personal profile] bakudan_bambino) wrote in [community profile] avalononline2022-02-12 07:57 pm

Video; un: Smoking_Bomb

[The video feed cuts on with Gokudera sitting in a tattered living space. It looks like a giant cat has been using every piece of furniture as a scratching post.]

Is there a daycare somewhere in this place? Parents that miss looking after children? One of the kids from my world showed up. He’s five, and a pain in the ass. The Tenth and I have to go to school, so we need someone to look after Lambo while we’re unavailable.

[He clearly has his hands full. There’s a real leopard living in his little apartment, and he has his job and school. Lambo can’t be cooped up all day while he furthers his education. He’s considered no longer going to classes, but he’s not Lambo’s guardian!

Even if he’s been acting like it for a bit now, and trying to be sneaky about it.]
gordianknot: (035)

[personal profile] gordianknot 2022-02-13 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Then who does the child belong to?

[Tsuna looks a little too young for that...]
gordianknot: (034)

[personal profile] gordianknot 2022-02-13 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm... Were I king of this land, I would ensure the child is provisioned with care until he is of age to lift a sword in battle. I could not tell you if such things exist here.
gordianknot: (008)

[personal profile] gordianknot 2022-02-13 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Time is frozen for now, so I suppose not.

[Gokudera could be stuck babysitting... FOREVER.]

You are my friend, so of course I will help you. Perhaps I could take him off your hands every now and then while you attend school! [...Whether to trust a rowdy manchild with a child is another matter entirely.]
gordianknot: (013)

[personal profile] gordianknot 2022-02-13 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Good, good. I will show him my favourite video games! And movies! And take him for rides on horseback! He will play outside! We will go shopping! And then--

[This is already turning into a very busy itinerary for a five-year-old.]
gordianknot: (004)

[personal profile] gordianknot 2022-02-13 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Wonderful! It is decided, then. Call upon me when my assistance is needed.
boku_wa_lambo: (who am I)

threadjacking if that's ok! | un; LAMBO | Video

[personal profile] boku_wa_lambo 2022-02-13 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Lambo-san can lift a sword!

[ no, he can't ]

He can also lift a bazooka! And a giant cheeseburger!!
gordianknot: (012)

of course!

[personal profile] gordianknot 2022-02-13 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oho! And where would one find a giant cheeseburger?
boku_wa_lambo: (Default)

[personal profile] boku_wa_lambo 2022-02-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
At a restaurant! Where they have those food challenges. Lambo-san can't eat it, but he will someday!
gordianknot: (013)

[personal profile] gordianknot 2022-02-16 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Then we shall go to a restaurant together, and conquer this food challenge!

[...Or Lambo can just watch Iskandar do it.]
boku_wa_lambo: (I'm LAMBO)

[personal profile] boku_wa_lambo 2022-02-18 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Endless cheeseburger. [ Lambo says in a sing-song tune, hands clasped together excitedly in front of himself. ]

Let's go! Let's go!
boku_wa_lambo: (Geheheh!)

[personal profile] boku_wa_lambo 2022-02-13 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Lambo-san doesn't have a sword, stupid! He can lift a sword.
boku_wa_lambo: (na na na boo boo)

[personal profile] boku_wa_lambo 2022-02-13 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Why?

[ might want to put those thoughts into words, Gokudera. ]
boku_wa_lambo: (WAAHHHH)

[personal profile] boku_wa_lambo 2022-02-13 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh!!! [ Lambo screams and scrambles to close his feed. ]
boku_wa_lambo: (bazookacide)

[personal profile] boku_wa_lambo 2022-02-14 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ The kid's terrified shouting cuts in and out until he manages to end the feed. Good job scaring him, Gokudera! ]