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[beewulf]

Hello to all of you intrepid, universe saving heroes! My name is Eik, King Beowulf's familiar. Not that long ago I signed him up for that speed dating event that was just announced like literally, a couple seconds ago. He's always like "I don't need anybody like that" or "Such things aren't for me". And then he just goes and plays that game someone gave him during the whole Jól thing. Even after a couple of cuties flat out told him he should check out the dating scene!

Honestly, some men!

Anyway, what I'm trying to tell all of you handsome and beautiful boys and girls is, wish him luck and encourage him please! Or even ask him out!

For my sake.

P.S. to the one that presented him with that Skyrom game that he's obsessing over for the past two months, you have my eternal ire~ ♡

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text; un: Sunflower

[lovesopendoors]

Hello!! I'm Anna, princess and future queen of Arendelle, it's nice to meet you both too!

Okay, first of all best of luck to the speed dating event and you'll be fine there, it sounds really fun to me even if I'm only going to the speed friendshipping side of the thing myself! And just because it's called speed dating, doesn't mean you'll have to find anyone like that from there -- go meet people, talk, get to know some of them, enjoy your time and see if you meet someone interesting there but no pressures of finding anyone!♥ The staff will be really helpful and want to make it into a nice event for everyone, so even if your personalities don't always match with everyone, there will be plenty of people to meet probably

If you would like to go out to test some kind of speed friendshipping / platonic dating experience before the real event, maybe we could meet a cafe or anywhere else, wherever you want? I'd be happy to meet and hopefully help! ♥

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[beewulf]

Princess and heir apparent huh? Jeez there's a lot of you royals here aren't there?

Oh! And he doesn't know I got to his phone again. But it's nice to meet you too! And I'm sure he'd say the same! After he gets his device back. Which might be soon, he always seems to be able to find out, and find out where I am.

Also, he'll also really appreciate your sords of encouragement, even if he says he doesn't. Trust me, he does. Even legends need a bit of a helping hand or prodding every once and a while. I'm sure you get it~! ♥

Also, yes please! Whatever helps get him into the motion and relax. Some sort of cafe would probably work as a meetup~! :D

text; un: lilmonix3

[peninhand]

Oh, he liked the game? I'm glad to hear it! I figured that'd be right up his alley.

[ She's here, she's the culprit. But most importantly: ]

That aside, I've been encouraging him to date, but no luck so far. I think the best way would be to trick him into a date so he can't protest or flee.

[beewulf]

I should have figured it was you. I don't think you have any idea what you just unleashed on me girl. But I will have you know that I'll make you repay for all annoyances threefold!

[The familiar's rival has appeared!]

That's what I just did, and he'll follow through with it too simply because someone asked. I don't think there's any real trapping him though, not with those muscles~! ♥

[...]

...At least we have a common goal here. With any luck we can at least push to take the dive.

[peninhand]

Oh come on, it's not that bad is it? At least he hasn't discovered the mod repository yet!

[ Maybe that should be the next step... What better way to keep an already long game going than to stuff it with mods? ]

I think he may hide some emotional scars... That's my guess anyway as to why he doesn't even want to try. I think he'd need someone really considerate and attentioned, but who gives him a lot of space too.

Well, I'm not a specialist so maybe I'm wrong, ahaha!

[beewulf]

All I hear from his room now is that game! During dinner? All he talks about is that game, because that's how he spends his time relaxing! Also, I'm so going to delete these logs now before he manages to catch me.

[Because yeah, how dare you mention mods Monika! Adding new and exciting quests and items into an already dense game? Girl she might just end up cursing you after all!]

Isn't that the same for all of you? But you're not wrong. Someone attentive and considerate would be best. Though that could be said for most of anyone. Maybe add persistent to it as well. He's really relaxed at times, but also super bullheaded.

[peninhand]

Maybe you should play it with him! Games are always more fun when played together.

[ Monika saw absolutely nothing wrong with any of that, nope. She disliked violence in a general manner, playing a game was better. So long as the NPCs weren't sentient and suffering, of course. Thankfully, Skyrom was too glitchy and buggy for its NPCs to even approach sentience. ]

Well, some people really got it all together and are emotionally stable. Some people need partners who really help them a lot and spend tons of time together, others need partners who gives them more freedom. It's on a case by case basis, you know?

Beowulf is someone who definitely gives the impression he got it all together. And it's safe to say he got a lot more life experience compared to most people here. But... I guess he's hiding a far more than he's letting on.

[beewulf]

I tried! But there's only so much you can do in a single player game as two people! Next time get him something like Gario's Kart 74, or even Age of Kingdoms IV. He seems like the strategy kind of guy. Even if his strategy would be to just pile on units in a doom stack to overrun you by sheer force.

[You can practically here the huff she lets out!]

That's true, I guess. Everyone needs something different and look for different things in partners. That can also change on the mood and whatever they have going on in life. Not that I'm all to used to that thinking.

[You know, given the whole "getting her jollies from seducing men and kidnap them" sort of thing.]

Seriously, just give me a cute charcoal burner... He's the straightforward type, and not usually one to hide things. Says he prefers being open. But... I think deep down he does have his troubles. Despite his... everything. He's just a regular person like you, after all. Or he used to be, you're correct when you say he has more life experience than most of everyone here. Besides a few immortals. Being somewhere in his 90's when he ate it, after all.

Anyway! Do you know of anyone who might be single and ready to mingle~? ♥

[peninhand]

Mhm, I'll consider it! And most recent strategy games have built-in mechanics to prevent doom stacks, so that's not really a worry at all.

[ As for the rest of the conversation and her question-- Goodness. Even Monika who's usually pretty happy to speak about love and romantic stuff feels a tad embarassed there. ]

Gosh...! It's not like I can suggest someone just like that, ahaha! And I'm honestly the worst person to make suggestions... I'm super romantic, but not necessarily the best one to give advises, you know?

Why don't you register him for that blind dating thing I've seen going around?