video; un: jean

[rustyhonesty]

[Jean makes a network post! ... but he's not quite the same as usual. Isntead he seems to have an unicorn horn stuck in the middle of his forehead. His hair is also sort of pastel rainbow color thanks to magic.]

These animal magic upgrades are fine and all, but... I wish I would remember to watch my magic levels a bit more carefully. Anyone have any tips on how to make it safe for me to go to sleep? Or a way for me to get back some stamina so I can transform it out of me head...

[Please help. It's late in the evening and he wants to go to sleep.]

Next time I'm taking Unicorns out of my practice list.

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[tempredmental]

[Keith choked.]

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[tempredmental]

You're not helping the horse jokes right now.

[rustyhonesty]

I. Fucking. Know. That!

[tempredmental]

[Keith bit his lip for a second.]

Sorry, dude. I just... It's kinda... you know.

It's too easy.

[rustyhonesty]

Yeah, yeah.

[He can agree he's sometimes a little too easy to make fun off. Not that he likes to admit it :| But this was totally on him.]

Got any actual advice?

[tempredmental]

I've never transformed into something with horns, so I can't offer sleep advice, but, as far as energy, have you tried coffee or something with caffeine in it?

[rustyhonesty]

I'm afraid coffee can't bring back my magical energy... but maybe if I ate a full meal. That might help.

[tempredmental]

Yeah... probably have better results than just caffeine on an empty stomach.

video; un: akashicknight

[morganknight]

Do you really need other people to tell you how to take care of yourself when you're horny?

[Look at that smile. He knows he's bad.]

[rustyhonesty]

[What the hell!]

Very funny, asshole.

[morganknight]

Sorry, sorry, it was just too easy. [You can't set that up and not expect someone to take the bait.] Legit speaking, though, if you get stressed out over it you're going to block yourself. If you relax and accept, I think it'll be a lot easier to undo it, you know?

[rustyhonesty]

[He should have been prepared for it, but he was hopeful no one would make the joke. Thanks for ruining his hopes.]

I've been stuck in animal forms before to know that. I also know I need time to get my energy back so I'm asking for alternative solutions.

[morganknight]

First thing that comes to mind is if you have a siphoner friend. They could draw the transformation magic out of you.

[It isn't precisely what he asked for, but Morgan figures that is indeed the most effective way. And it seems like results should be what count, here?]

[rustyhonesty]

I hadn't thought of Siphon being able to do that. I was thinking more about getting a boost from healing magic.

[He had healing magic but all his magic is useless right now, smh.]

Not sure if I know anyone with siphon.

[morganknight]

Damn. I thought that one was at least a little bit more common.

[Says the man who is pretty convinced he's the only Bargainer in Avalon. EVERY magic type is more common than his.]

Maybe you could try some personal techniques to accomplish much the same as healing magic. Meditation, self-care, that sort of thing.

video | un: arcturus

[theleadingman]

[Oh, this is too good.]

Not inclined to sleeping on your back, are you? Problem solved, if so.

[rustyhonesty]

I move a lot in my sleep. Besides I'm sharing my bed with my fiancee so I'd be afraid of hurting her.

[theleadingman]

You could always try blunting the end with a pillow.

[Simple enough.]

[rustyhonesty]

I'll definitely do that if no other solution is found. I just mostly wanted to see if I can rid off this sooner rather than later.

[theleadingman]

Best of luck. Perhaps a stamina draught would do the trick?

[Alchemy can work wonders.]

video; un: ems

[unhappy]

Do you have a tennis ball?

[ She's obviously trying not to snicker, but she does have an idea. She's from a work full of people with horns, after all.. maybe not quite so big. ]

[rustyhonesty]

[He knows Emerald wants to laugh at him. He's fully expecting her to. Aaany moment now.]

We should have a few the dogs use... I guess I could ask them if they mind me destroying one.

[unhappy]

You don't have to destroy it, just pop it on the end. A hole in it isn't going to ruin it for a dog.

[ Though she's not an animal mage, she's never seen a dog care about a hole in something...

...Snicker. ] Dramatic.