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[weenwoon]

What would define a goose as 'horrible' for you? And were you tasked to do so, how would you depict such a foul fowl?

[ Attached in lieu of a proper explanation is a photo of one of the snowballs used in the monthly quests, with the request inside it simply stating "horrible goose." Looks like Hythlodaeus has received one of the more unorthodox requests for accommodations design from the Snow Spirits.]

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[omnicrafter]

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Is this Hythlodaeus?

[weenwoon]

Hello, my friend! What gave it away?

[omnicrafter]

I see you're feeling better.

To answer your question, you could always put a sculpture of a goose inside, in the worst possible place? Like... right in the doorway? It certainly seems like the sort of thing a horrible goose would do.

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[theleadingman]

Geese are horrible by default. The two are synonymous.

[That should help keep things simple, yes?]

[weenwoon]

[Thank u for your wisdom Balthier]

Are they? This is quite fascinating information! I confess, I've rarely seen the creations firsthand. Have you had many encounters with geese?

[theleadingman]

They've been limited, but none of them pleasant. The ones here seem to be inclined towards thievery.

[That they opted to steal his jewelry might be karma.]

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[sos_pilot]

I've got a cousin who is half goose and while he's not a TOTAL jerk I definitely wouldn't say he's the nicest guy around.

[weenwoon]

Accomplice: A cousin who is half goose? I presume your kind must be rather different from mine, although there are some people from my star exhibiting feline and leporid traits... Ah, but I suppose that is neither here nor there. Do you think it would be rude to use your cousin's likeness to sculpt a terrible goose, then?

[sos_pilot]

sure no problem :3 with his luck he'll never show up here anyway

want me to give you a quick doodle to give you an idea of what he looks like?

[weenwoon]

I would be most delighted!

[sos_pilot]

okay i'm not that great at drawing but hang on

[ A few moments pass, before della follows up with her second message... and the following image.

she really is not great at drawing. ]

so um his beak is probably smaller than that but otherwise yeah this is my cousin gladstone gander!!!

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[menphina]

Isn't it obvious? You place it in front of an ice box!

It's horrible because no one can get to the food inside because it will keep trying to bite them!