text; un: maou (yep, it's this again)

[owarifool]

[ For whatever godforsaken reason, Kipposhi has decided the first thing he needs to do to announce that he's no longer on the mend is not to just, like, tell his friends he's back in top shape again, or go out into the town and flex his muscles a bit.



No, he just posts his abs to the network again, like a menace. ]


[[art by isaka]]

Comments

[owarifool]

same tbh

[omnicrafter]

I see you are a man of excellent taste.

Maybe I'll post mine later. Who knows.

[owarifool]

letting it remain a mystery is intriguing, but that aint rlly my style, if it wasnt obvious

[omnicrafter]

All right... I suppose I'll join the party.

[No picture for this yet, but insert an image of a catgirl belly. Aside from being lithe and nicely toned, it's also scarred, with the lightest hint of a few puncture wounds here and there.]

Not the part I'm usually the most proud of, though...

[owarifool]

but still worthy of pride! those are the abs of a fighter, a survivor, someone who didnt let anything curtail their ambitions!

[omnicrafter]

And of someone who just gets stabbed in the stomach a lot. Pick any weapon, and it's probably done some damage to me somewhere.

You think so, though? I guess having survived all those mortal wounds must be an indicator of something

[owarifool]

u can learn a lot about a person from their abs.

[omnicrafter]

Well, there is definitely a story behind every scar...

I guess lifting a sword heavier than me on the regular has its benefits, too.

[owarifool]

more of a gun person myself but i can respect that.

[omnicrafter]

Are we talking big guns, or little baby handguns? Those muscles can't have come from just standing there and shooting, after all.

[owarifool]

hold up

[ A moment later, a picture is sent. ]

Behold, the Maou Gun

[omnicrafter]

Well, no godsdamned wonder! How do you even aim with that thing? I feel like you could sooner take someone's head off with the bayonet before you even got a shot off.

[owarifool]

lmao i mostly dont. it has a gatling wheel so the strat is more like

spray and pray