[Text; UN: Anonymous]

[cultivatingsin]

Say I wanna be a knight or a king! How do I go about doing that? Quests? Killing armies one by one until I'm crowned?

Are kings the same as emperors? I wouldn't settle for any less, you know.

[So he's not terribly skilled at being anonymous. That cocky, childish personality of his always bleeds through.]

Comments

[cultivatingsin]

Gross! I would congratulate them, between bouts, and then find a way to kill them all. How dare they make me vomit slugs!

[usedforcepalm]

The curse would activate every time you thought a violent thought. I think it would be hard to concentrate on making a plan for mass slaughter like that.

[She can think of one loophole that might work, but she's hardly going to suggest it. The whole point is trying to creatively deter him from violence, after all.]

Besides, if you want to lead, it involves a lot of boring responsibilities.

[cultivatingsin]

Your mind is pretty twisted. What other curses appeal to you for a rebel like me?

[He likes the way she thinks. Be creative!]

Only if I lose my imagination! I'm sure I can find a way to make myself laugh.