Video UN: Whatever

[scotch_egg]

[Alec is sitting in his room at the inn, trying to ignore the spectral whippet gnawing on a squeaky bone behind him. He doesn't know where she got it and he isn't inclined to ask]

Right. [he rubs his eyes with a hand and then stares at the camera]

Let's get this shit show organized. The sooner we get everything done, the sooner we can leave so it's time to figure out who can do what. Who are you and what can you do? What are your strengths and weaknesses? We should have some sort of formal training so that like can work with like and eventually figure out how to work together as a cohesive unit in case something big comes along.

[he doesn't want to even think of what that might be]

Also are there any legitimate doctors around? And I don't mean someone who can do 'healing' [he waves his hands] whatever the fuck that means, but someone with medical training. If you have that... let's talk.

[he has a small problem that if he doesn't get it fixed will soon turn into a very large problem so he's doing what he can]

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[cutesneeze]

[There's a quiet snort.]

Uh-huh. And your strengths and weaknesses? Why should anyone listen to you?

[scotch_egg]

I'm organized and have experience as an adult keeping people organized but I'm shite at magic and...the rest of this bullshit. [and knows better than to argue with teenagers]

But if you're looking for a pissing contest look somewhere else.

[cutesneeze]

Seriously? You want everyone to listen to you because you can make a list? Because being an adult isn't exactly a qualification. At least half of us are.

[Not...that she would've been particularly impressed with that statement if she actually was the teenager he's assumed her to be. It's just a different flavour of unimpressed.]

If you can't even bother making a case for yourself, that's not a good sign.

[scotch_egg]

For fucks sake. I'm not trying to be the boss or the leader of the charge, I'm just trying to get some bloody organization going. We'll work better if we're all going toward a common goal but it has to be ...this bullshit.

[he runs a hand over his face]

I expected there to be at least some adults. [muttered. Since even if she's not a teenager he wouldn't call her an adult either]