video; un: tacobell

[itsjiaheng]

WHAT'S UP, NIBLETS AND TATER TOTS!

LET'S PLAY A GAME!

[ that got everyone's attention, right? hey, it's a cat boy! ]

Holy fu—.. fun! Haha... [ yes, he's editing himself on purpose. ] I actually can't believe I've been here this long and haven't done my own post! Well, here it is! Better late than never, right? Hehe!

Anyway, if you haven't met me I'm Lee Jongdae and this is Sana! Before anyone asks — yes, the cat stuff is real and no, I don't do animal magic. Long story!

[ sana is the very small dog sitting on his lap in something he definitely bought in Celliwig while it was still standing. rip dog fashion. ]

I know there's a lot going on right now and a lot of people are pretty depressed about it. I get you, it's a big mood. And it sucks! And it's sad that it happened but... it happened. And time's hella frozen or whatever, right? So that means living for right now! Stop making excuses about guilt and sh—... whatever!

But I'm sure you're wondering what I meant by a game, right? WELL. I'll tell you~

Let's play "Never Have I Ever"!

Now, some of you are already gonna know how to play but for everyone who doesn't the rules are real simple! Everyone takes turns saying something they've never done before and everyone who has done it has to take a drink!

Now you might be thinking, "hey, Jongdae, how come you keep editing yourself live because any other time you say 'fuck' all the time?"

[ it takes him a second to realise what he's done... ]

Shit! Ah—... LISTEN. That doesn't matter! That's me making an effort to make this appropriate for all ages but now I guess we're getting a solid PG-13? It can't be helped.

But! I know some of you out there are gonna be nasty and I'm not saying we all can't have some spicy fun, but tag your filth and slide into someone's DMs if it's gonna be like that. Try not to leave any lasting trauma on the kids, okay? And don't just tell me stuff! Talk amongst yourselves! I'm just here as an adorable facilitator~

Oh! I almost forgot the last rule!

Cameras ON!

Anon OFF!

If you aren't brave enough to share it, then don't share it! Or if you're an adult responsibly enjoying a boozy treat then maybe you'll get there eventually? Point is it's like a mingle so stop being all weird and dodgy and heckin' talk to each other before the world ends!

Speaking of, I'll start!

Never have I ever lived in a world that wasn't potentially gonna end because of some kinda weird, supernatural crap! So, drink up, normies!

[ he's very proud of himself. he thinks this went well. ]

That's all for me for now! Have fun, nerds~!

[ a wave, a wink, and a finger heart before he signs off, ending the feed after that. ]

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[ ooc; it's exactly as it says on the tin! treat this like a mingle or a meme and feel free to post your own top levels and threadjack each other to your heart's content! ]

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video | un: maruchan

[fujimaru]

Never have I ever... had alcohol.

[ It has been pointed out to her that if her Japan no longer technically exists, then she doesn't necessarily need to follow the alcohol regulations, but also, please have pity on her liver and her everything else. There's nothing that kills her desire to even try a drink faster than having to deal with drunks on a semi-regular basis. ]

vide, un: sorcerygenius

[dragon_slaaaaaaave]

[Oh hey the girl from the beach, the one who didn't throw her back into the lake Darin. Lina's been wondering where she got off too. Well, here's as good a place as any. She takes a drink, don't ask where she got the wine, she knows a guy all right.]

Never have I ever...dyed my hair!

[from one redhead to another Ritsuka, is that really your natural shade?]

[fujimaru]

[ The volley gets double V-signs in response. ]

Neither have I. Have you smelled the stuff they have to put in your hair first? It's awful. And who wants to sit around for like six hours for it to set?

[ Not Ritsuka. She'd rather just wear a wig, if it comes to that. ]

[dragon_slaaaaaaave]

Can't say I'm familiar with the smell, but eugh! It takes that long? Forget that! Who has that kinda time to waste?

[Lina's not entirely a stranger to the pleasures of indolence, but she prefers to have a little more freedom than that when she lazes around. And not smell.]

Geeze...anyways Ritz, keep it comin'. Your turn!

[fujimaru]

Ritz...? Okay, okay, never have I everrrrrrr...

[ Shit. At this point, what options does she have? She casts about for a moment, thinking back--once upon a time, what was the most important thing to her? No matter how mundane it is now? Mundane is absolutely how she's going to win this, just like how she's won anything else in her life. ]

...passed my college entrance exams.

[dragon_slaaaaaaave]

[Lina mulls that over for a moment. College? Never went to one of those...buuuuuut she did pass the entrance exams for the Sorcerer's Guild in Atlas City. Does that count? You know what, it counts. It's a judgment call, Lina made it, it's done.]

Sorcerer's Guild alumni and sometimes instructor, right here. [Though she has to be really hard up for cash to consider an instructor gig. Keeps her in one place too long, and kids are assholes.] Figure it's probably close enough to count, right?

[fujimaru]

If you're a teacher, that definitely counts.

[ Teacher is also one of those things in that very vague, very amorphous shortlist of "things I'd maybe be interested in being once all of this is over" that exists in the far, far back of Ritsuka's mind. Something to worry about in the future.

For now, she fingerguns at the camera. ]

So I guess that means you gotta take a drink.

[dragon_slaaaaaaave]

Ha, yeah, guess I do. [She pours herself another drink and tips it back.] Oh, that's gotta kick to it.

All right then, where were we...never have I everrrrrrrrrrr [She makes an idle rolling gesture with her wrist, the hand that's holding the once again empty glass in it. What could this girl have possibly done that Lina hasn't ever? She's had a fairly...active life for someone who's not even quite twenty yet.]

Uh...okay. [She goes slightly red.] Never have I ever...kissed anybody I like Anyway you drinking to that or what?

[That's...admittedly something of a cheat, not that Lina would actually admit that. She's never kissed anyone she likes as far as she knows but there was that time right after Hellmaster bought it when Lina has it on good authority she got possessed by the Lord of Nightmares who started to take her away to...wherever it is the Lord of Nightmares hangs out. The Sea of Golden Chaos? Anyway, Gourry went after it. Her. And nobody knows exactly what happened after that, certainly not Lina or Gourry, because neither of them could remember but it seems like ol' Lonnie let them both go...and Lina came to pressed up against Gourry, head nestled against his chest...his arms around her...and her lips were tingling BUT THE POINT IS she has no memory of what happened and neither does Gourry and they've just not talked about it since so...that's the question she's going with and she's gonna try not to think any deeper about it.]

[fujimaru]

Whoa, you went hard.

[ That's an escalation right there! Ritsuka's wide-eyed for a moment, bewildered, then reaches for her water bottle. Even if she's on the cusp of the legal drinking age for Japan--even if Japan as she knows it no longer technically exists--that's the one thing she sticks stringently to. Especially with the knowledge that Izou is in this Camelot. The moment she agrees to take an alcoholic drink, her poor liver is doomed. ]

Uh, I guess I have to take a drink? I've never kissed anyone before, period. Not unless you count like, little kid family kisses.

[ So on that note, it is time to take a drink. ]

[dragon_slaaaaaaave]

I tend to live my life by the phrase "go big or go home", and I ain't had to go home yet.

[Thank Ceifeed for that, she's in absolutely no rush to live under the same roof as Luna anytime soon thank you. Besides, Gourry'd have to come with her too because...he just would all right, and they don't really have a guest room.]

That'd be the idea, yeah. Got anything for me? [If Ritsuka bows out that means Lina won, right?]

[fujimaru]

Neither have I, but that's not entirely a choice thing.

[ She does not actually elaborate on that, considering. ]

Never have I ever... gotten paid for the work I've done.

[ Very technically speaking, the Mage's Association did cut her a giant check, but it doesn't really count if the world was destroyed, right? If there's no banking system, that money never had the chance to become hers. ]

[dragon_slaaaaaaave]

[It is entirely a choice of Lina's, but she's not about to pry into Ritsuka's circumstances, no worries.]

Wait, wait, wait, you've never gotten...oh, dear. [Lina puts her hand to her forehead in mock despair.] You always settle payment before you begin the job. At least get half as a down-payment, y'know? Way too easy to get burned otherwise.

[She puts down her glass, and leans forward.] Listen, you seem like a smart cookie, so if it's haggling tips you need, I'm your gal. I got all kindsa lessons I can pass on. I'll even throw in a discount on account of me being so nice; I'll knock a quarter off my usual teacher's fee!

[She waves her hand in a gesture of entirely insincere humility.] I know, I know, generous right?

[fujimaru]

It's kinda hard to demand a payment or negotiate when there's no one to negotiate with...

[ And what good does money do, when there's no places to go shopping? And potentially no future to save for? ]

Anyway, it's not that big a deal anymore, so I'll pass on the lessons for now. Maybe later.