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Hey people.

[The man in the dark shades waved coolly at the screen as he sat on the edge of a small stone fence. It was freezing cold outside but in spite of the clouds that appeared whenever he spoke Crowley didn't seem to notice.]

We've all been brought here, had our powers taken and dolled out to us again in much smaller pieces... it's inconvenient, like being trapped in a baby walker... or trying to save the universe with your hands tied behind your back.

Point is, I need some volunteers who are skilled with Light magic, Healing magic, Animal magic, Kinetic magic and maybe another Elemental magic user who thinks they would be up to controlling sand. Think of it as training.

Also Angel, meet me on the Inn roof before midnight. Not sure it would work with an angel and a demon but if it does we could use some good luck for the new year.

[He doesn't know about the fireworks. Those are going to be a nice surprise.]

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Who told you I was hanging out with...

[ Oh hey, Fell. There goes denial!

Why does Azriaphale and slang fill him with such dread. ]

Eeeeh, well its something to do with an evening?

Do they not teach you people how to answer a simple question in your underworld or heaven or where the fuck ever?

Tell me what the hell you're planning or I'll come find out myself.

He's rather slippery like that, avoiding questions and the like. It's the serpent in him. So...wiggly.

[Nero just pulls a face. Gross.]

Yeah, well, the last snake demon I met got a good asskicking, so maybe the two of you should start talking unless you want to end up the same way.

Don't ask me! I have no idea what his dastardly plans include. That is ALL on him. I've had no part in the planning of this.

Like the Angel said.

[ Aziraphale had phrased it as well as he could have.

But ugh, a well meaning nosey person! Crowley sighed deeply as he didn't want anyone 'coming to find him'. That implied interference and possible fighting... Which was so not his thing.]

It's nothing bad, unfortunately... I'm not out there collecting souls or even tempting anyone to do anything evil, I'm just getting them to do some work for me to make an Angel happy.

[squiiiints. come again.]

You... want to make an angel happy? Seriously?

Not just any Angel...

[ That would be absurd! ]

That fussy one over there who called me wiggly.

[He doesn't seem like he's lying... Nero still looks baffled, though.]

So you're like -- friends, or something?

[ He might once have agreed with the friends statement but now it wasn't quite strong enough. ]

Or something. It's more like we are dating.

[...Oh. That's oddly wholesome, and somehow makes a lot more sense.]

You could've just said that from the start.

[ ...wholesome! He has fallen to being wholesome! ]

It's not the kind of thing a demon just admits! Hi, I'm Crowley... doing a good deed to get an Angel a house so we can move in together!

If you like him that much, who the hell cares what other people think? Do whatever you want.

I am doing what I want I'm just not sure we're ready to make it a general announcement.

[ Even if he kinda already did. These things are not always well thought out. ]

I could make a general announcement! Out you for the sweet demon that you are.

I'll, uh, leave you two to figure that one out.

[ Poor guy ending up in the middle of this. ]

Ugh... sweet... If you do don't use that word, I'm begging you.

[Terribly sorry, sir. They're kind of awful.]

Begging? Really?
Alright. What words would meet your approval?

Oh I don't know... devilishly handsome, hot yet wicked, something along those lines.

This is a relationship announcement, not your grindr profile.

[Well, you did just publicly invite him to smooch you on NYE and refer to him as angel. What was this bluerose fellow supposed to think?]

You know, I was going to tell this young fellow that I had you under control, but I think perhaps I'll leave the thwarting to him this time.

[ Some one was listening to him?? When did people ever pick up on those small details!? This guy was the only one who had! ]

That's dereliction of duty.

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