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[serpentinthegarden]

Hey people.

[The man in the dark shades waved coolly at the screen as he sat on the edge of a small stone fence. It was freezing cold outside but in spite of the clouds that appeared whenever he spoke Crowley didn't seem to notice.]

We've all been brought here, had our powers taken and dolled out to us again in much smaller pieces... it's inconvenient, like being trapped in a baby walker... or trying to save the universe with your hands tied behind your back.

Point is, I need some volunteers who are skilled with Light magic, Healing magic, Animal magic, Kinetic magic and maybe another Elemental magic user who thinks they would be up to controlling sand. Think of it as training.

Also Angel, meet me on the Inn roof before midnight. Not sure it would work with an angel and a demon but if it does we could use some good luck for the new year.

[He doesn't know about the fireworks. Those are going to be a nice surprise.]

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Audio : Un; birdie

[skybound_knight]

Okay, I suppose I can help with that to avoid an unnecessary mess.

What am I suppose to convince to leave?

Audio : Un; birdie

[serpentinthegarden]

Are you familiar with Caddyshack? There is a whole family of evil gophers that won't take the moving day hints and I would rather not blow up this entire field with dynamite just to get rid of them.

Maybe you can talk them into packing up?

[skybound_knight]

Absolutely not. But I can try to talk them into moving elsewhere, especially considering your other option is blowing thigns up.

Are you planning to offer some kind of compensation for their move?

[serpentinthegarden]

Compensation? For gophers??

[ Pardon him while he laughs. ]

Tell them their compensation is not getting turned over with the lawn once this place is tilled!

[skybound_knight]

As I said I don't have the slightest idea of what a gopher is...

[He sighs.]

I will rely the message. Where and when, though?

[serpentinthegarden]

You've never seen a gopher??

[ A sinister smile slowly spread across his demonic face. ]

You are in for a treat. Might be a good idea to bring a helmet.

When, now, where... Follow the road out of town that leads towards the white cliffs. There will be a small farm on the right. Look for massive holes in the ground.

[skybound_knight]

... no? My knowledge of the surface world is quite limited.

[There's a long moment of silence as he is processing what the other just said.]

Are you saying I should be prepared for battle?

[serpentinthegarden]

Yes... Definitely, be prepared for battle. These things will eat you alive if you don't.

[ He might have been slightly exaggerating.




But only slightly. ]

Let me send you the address.

[ A text is sent a moment later with the address to a little farm cottage just outside of town. ]

[skybound_knight]

[A deep sigh follows.]

Perhaps, then, you should warn people before asking for help. It's a good thing I have been trained as a knight but what if someone who cannot fight answered your call?

[He's not completely convinced, mind you, but at the same time he wants to warn the other.]

I will see what I can do.

[serpentinthegarden]

If that had happened then I wouldn't have set them against the gophers.

[ There were many more chores to do so those maniacal animals could be avoided. ]

See ya soon.

[ Now if only he had some popcorn to watch this epic conflict. ]