serpentinthegarden: (Swagger)
Anthony J. Crowley ([personal profile] serpentinthegarden) wrote in [community profile] avalononline 2021-01-19 04:55 am (UTC)

You're the one making it harder... I'm just trying to do my job and run an inspection here.

[ Or so he said as he turned those demonic eyes of his on the restaurant owner. ]

Easily overwhelmed new recruit, you know how it is. We got a report that you were actually recycling your day old bread and reusing it in the bread baskets the next day. Now, I know you wouldn't do something like that but my superiors aren't convinced... so we need to collect all of your day old bread just to run some tests on it. That's all. You aren't in trouble yet, and won't be... so long as you cooperate.

[ The restaurant owner looked between the boy and the smiling demon. ]

You want bread? I'll give you all the bread you can handle!

[ The owner then ducked back into his shop while Crowley smirked and winked at Ken... just in time to catch a loaf of stale bread in the cheek. ]

There's more where that came from!

[ And indeed the air soon grew thick with hard rolls, rye loafs, and various other stale and hard hitting types of bread. ]

Shit! It's worked too well! Run kid!

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