[thearchitect] text

[emet_sulk]

Given the number of deaths of late, I am offering my services as a practitioner of death magic should any less than benign spirits be lingering.

I will send them on with minimal fuss and suffering on their part.

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text; un: 𓅃

[hor]

I have only recently realized that my neighbor does not have a roommate.
I had been unaware that I was seeing the dead.
If I enlist your services, can you explain how you perform them?

[ He's been having fun with alchemy, but he's also a death mage... he kind of hates it because he has serious Daddy Issues, but he also needs to understand it. ]

[emet_sulk]

[ How lucky for them then that Emet-Selch is also an alchemist and a death mage. ]

Are you newly arrived here? I can pass on my understanding of the discipline thus far, yes.

[hor]

Not newly. I've focused on my alchemy, and only recently came to realize my other talents.

[ If they can be called that. ]

text; un: bakugou

[apshot]

Here I thought you might get off on shit like fussing and suffering. My bad.

[emet_sulk]

I can very easily retract my offer. It makes no difference to me.

[apshot]

Then retract it. I bet you fucking won't because if it didn't mean shit to you then you wouldn't offer in the first place.

[emet_sulk]

Are you always this belligerent?

Fine. You think I don't make good on my threats? I will erase this message and keep to myself.

[ ...Just as soon as he can figure out how to. ]

[apshot]

You know I am. Don't really care who or what you are.

[emet_sulk]

That attitude will earn you more enemies than friends, boy. What are you hoping to gain from antagonising me?

[apshot]

Some mild amusement. Doesn't always have to be a fucking gain from doing it, right?

[emet_sulk]

How childish. I can hardly believe someone like you aspires to heroism.

[apshot]

[ Yeah that's not going to bother him too much, you know? ]

Not that you'd know anything about that, right?

[emet_sulk]

No. I don't. I cannot imagine why someone would choose to sacrifice themselves for a cause greater than themselves.

[ Heavy sarcasm. ]

I shall remain a villain then and take my help elsewhere.

[apshot]

[ Asshole. There's a lot to that Bakugou could say. But he won't. ]

Ah huh. Still don't see you doing it.