text; un: maou

[owarifool]

Behold the Fool of Owari, the Great Unifier of Japan, the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven.

and lmao well it turns out i didnt die in that fight with the dragon. u can file ur complaints with beowulf. gonna be out of commission for awhile but hey thats how shit goes i guess.

but aside from that, i wanna kno something. something thats sitting in my brain as we got a refugee crisis already forming on our hands and we pick through the rubble of a series of shitty decisions and maybe poor karma;

knowing what it is we are all here to do, do you still trust the people that run this Avalon, whether its Camelot or Celliwig or Whatever, to facilitate that task?

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[ichoosefight]

only if either king knew how the stupid calamity works

i have yet to see evidence that ANYBODY does.

[owarifool]

but the answers are out there. they have to be. but that burden is being placed on the shoulders of individual research.

merlin should have made it his full time job to look into this, and yet he had time to organize a hashtag campaign.

[ichoosefight]

how long did that actually take tho, 5 minutes?

I've worked in small groups all my life. you're supposed to have a government, infrastructure, a police force to take care of a city, a prison asylum that people don't escape from once a month. we had half a police force at best, and with 7 of us we kept people more or less safe.

less is more, is what i'm saying.

[owarifool]

so ur saying the status quo is fine?

[ichoosefight]

i'm saying that a coup wouldn't fix anything. it would be stupid. and if there are any more stupid, pointless deaths i'm going to start taking it out on other people instead of myself.

[owarifool]

i guess its good im not planning one then.

but this is an environment ripe for one, either way. and maybe its deserved.

[ichoosefight]

maybe.

maybe i need to punch someone in the face more than i need to sleep.

[owarifool]

given my reputation im probably not a good source for advice on healthy outlets of anger.

but okay, im gonna swear to you right here and now that i am not planning a coup. there is part of me that wants to, but i dont want to make people more miserable as a result, either.

[ichoosefight]

i believe you.

threatening violence just makes me feel better.

[owarifool]

guess theres a lack of outlets right now

if i were in better shape i could at least offer a match or two.

[ichoosefight]

it's ok. cassie is right, i need to catch up on sleep. i just hate feeling so useless.

[owarifool]

i could try singin u a lullaby?

[ichoosefight]

...

i think that would be weird

kinda romantic

[owarifool]

romance is the last thing i wanna talk about right now all things considered.

[ichoosefight]

you're the one offering to sing to me while I drift off to sleep dude

[owarifool]

in a platonic way! come on now, do u think i am even remotely in the mood for that kinda thing?!

[ichoosefight]

i'm just saying it would be uncomfortable. take a breath man

[owarifool]

[ ... ]

sorry.

[ichoosefight]

it's okay. it's just one of those months. you're not even the 1st person I've threatened to punch.

[owarifool]

[ ... ]

master is stopping by to give me a care package and hang out for a bit, but did u wanna stop by to? ive got beer. u can sign my cast with swear words.

[ichoosefight]

sure. beer sounds great

[ Monika was too hard on him anyway, and if he fought that dragon then he deserves a hug. She's failed to protect a city before. It's not fun. ]

[owarifool]

ill message u when its cool to come over.

[ichoosefight]

awesome.


cassie demands to tag along, your master isn't afraid of bats is she

[owarifool]

nah i dont think theres a whole lot that legit scares her. shes tough as nails.

[ichoosefight]

ok good b/c she legit won't leave me alone rn