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[owarifool]

Behold the Fool of Owari, the Great Unifier of Japan, the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven.

and lmao well it turns out i didnt die in that fight with the dragon. u can file ur complaints with beowulf. gonna be out of commission for awhile but hey thats how shit goes i guess.

but aside from that, i wanna kno something. something thats sitting in my brain as we got a refugee crisis already forming on our hands and we pick through the rubble of a series of shitty decisions and maybe poor karma;

knowing what it is we are all here to do, do you still trust the people that run this Avalon, whether its Camelot or Celliwig or Whatever, to facilitate that task?

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[owarifool]

trust me i know that. Arthur's rule is divine, right? so was the emperor in my time, but that didnt mean we let them run the country.

[itsjiaheng]

yeah ?
something like that
whatever magic sword ?
besides
he seems hella out of touch with like the shit that goes on
its so disorganised
shouldn't people have been prepared for the POSSIBILITY of shit like this ??
it feels like we better hope anyone who knows how to fight decides to keep wanting to fight and that anyone who can heal decides to practise a lot
dunno
i'm pissed off
this is not my first horrible disaster and that was a big shitshow too

[owarifool]

im sure hes a fine enough king


in peacetime.


but shits goin down and it keeps catching him off guard. whats more we arent any closer to solving this cataclysm thats caused all our worlds to just stop existing. maybe the guy's plate is too full, and i'm trying to be sympathetic, but yeah.

none of this makes him look good at his job.

[itsjiaheng]

so we're at war now ? cool
one of these days i'd love to show up in a place where there isn't one lol
where's the cool party beach dimension or whatever

plus
lol maybe it's just me
cuz of what my job used to be
but magic artefacts are sketchy as hell too

[owarifool]

and in my experience, no one named "merlin" is someone u should put ur trust in.

[itsjiaheng]

i believe it
this camelot stuff is like a story or something in my world
but a lot of shit that's supposed to be just a story is actually real
only it's usually worse than whatever the story tells you

[owarifool]

oh u would fit right in at chaldea with that kind of attitude.

[itsjiaheng]

lol yeah ?
well i figure thats probably what happens if you start digging into anything too much
people like to remember things nicely
it's just not realistic
there's no such thing as legendary heroes

[owarifool]

oh there is, lmao but

most of us are def not what ppl imagine us to be.

[itsjiaheng]

well i mean
yeah ???
haha
i'm shit at history but i know people didn't say lmao back from when you're supposed to be from
i had to teach a guy from 1800s france what a meme was before...

[owarifool]

well u can blame the Throne of Heroes for that one. naturally i wouldnt know shit about shit in modern times, otherwise.