A 'rodent' huh? Now someone's suddenly got a lofty opinion of themselves! Which tells me I struck a nerve.

Sorry, Jasper~! But if you think name-calling is all it takes to shut me down and send me packing, then you're in for a pretty jarring lesson. There's nothing you could call me that's worse than all the other horrible things I've been called by people who knew me even less than you do!