Voice

[gundhamster]

[As the recording starts, there's the faint sound of movement in the background as Gundham is exploring a bit of forest.]

So, as it seems our 'hosts' - if we can truly call them that - are intent on keeping us here, it would behoove us to acquaint ourselves with the surroundings. I will say that as far as prisons go, this is not the worst. However, I do have a question. Are any that can access this familiar with the local wildlife? I've been attempting to observe but having just arrived, I'm sure my scent is unfamiliar enough to have them on edge.

However... there is wildlife here. That in itself is... unexpected.

Comments

[mithrarin]

Uh... ...You... are aware I haven't done anything to you yet, right?

[gundhamster]

You hunted me down on social media to threaten me, for something I may potentially do rather than anything I have done.

[mithrarin]

Wait. I thought these were called "smart phones".

[Dust is not familiar with certain terms, as might be expected.]

[gundhamster]

[An audible sigh of exasperation.]

They are. The program you are using to communicate with me right now, however, is an instance of social media.

[He can almost hear Hiyoko calling Dust a boomer...]

[mithrarin]

Well -- whatever the case, I didn't threaten you. Just reminded you that I haven't forgotten your declaration, and I'm watching you.

[gundhamster]

...That in itself is a threat.

[mithrarin]

No. It's a statement. If you don't do anything, I don't need to do anything either. That'd be best all around, right?

[gundhamster]

What would be best for all involved is if you minded your own business. Do not meddle in the affairs of others.

[mithrarin]

You'd be surprised how much good a little meddling can do. Not everyone has every skill and resource they need on their own, after all.

[gundhamster]

Then save your meddling for those that require such aid. I do not.

[mithrarin]

Don't worry. You're not the one I'm interested in aiding.

[gundhamster]

Good. Then you can leave me alone.