whatsamada: (Thunderstruck)
Ken "I'm Not a Grown Up Yet" Amada ([personal profile] whatsamada) wrote in [community profile] avalononline2020-12-10 07:25 pm

Text; un: koromaru

Hello, I wish you all safe and well. I hope you take the time to answer a couple of my questions.

I know there have been a lot of discussion around finding a job but is there one that is more appropriate for a thirteen year old?

Also, has anyone tried to do the combat quests yet? I want to know are they really as dangerous as they say it looks.

Finally, how do you deal with a familiar constantly likes to play pranks on you?

Thank you.
theonlyrealthing: (skeptical)

Audio, UN Jack

[personal profile] theonlyrealthing 2020-12-11 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Don't go on combat quests if you're thirteen years old. I'm serious.

I got mobbed by goblins. And I'm tracking a giant flaming cat. Kids should not be doing this crap.
theonlyrealthing: (Default)

[personal profile] theonlyrealthing 2020-12-12 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Take your kids to work day.

[He heaves a sigh.]

All right. Next time quests come around, I'll try and find something appropriately non-lethal for a thirteen year old.

What kind of magic do you have? You'd better start practicing with it now.
theonlyrealthing: (coins)

[personal profile] theonlyrealthing 2020-12-14 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, Jack has no idea what some kids go through. He's a prince, after all. And not a child hero one, either.]

Well, that's perfect, that's what I've got, too.

Won't disagree with you, there, either. It's weird as shit. The shapeshifting is pretty useful, when you get that far.
theonlyrealthing: (brows up)

[personal profile] theonlyrealthing 2020-12-16 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's a little awkward, actually. You can't talk in the other form unless its mouth works kind of similar to a human's.

[Or, well, he hasn't worked out how yet, if it's possible.]

And you don't automatically know how to use it. Turn into a bird, and you have to actually learn how to fly. But there's some good things. Sharp teeth, sharper hearing, a good sense of smell.
theonlyrealthing: (skeptical)

[personal profile] theonlyrealthing 2020-12-18 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's probably best to do you shapeshifting before you actually start fighting anything. It's not always instant, and it's can take concentration.

Also, you'll have to practice fighting like that, if you're going to be any good at it.

[Thirteen year olds should not be in combat in earnest anyway, no matter what form their in, c'mon kid.]
theonlyrealthing: (tired)

[personal profile] theonlyrealthing 2020-12-20 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[He has to take a moment to pause and sigh and scrub at his face. He may be a shitty prince, but he has standards.]

Who exactly is putting thirteen year olds into combat situations? I'm serious, that is not a thing you're supposed to do in civilized society. That's-- you're a child soldier, if you've been in combat situations at thirteen.

You should be, I don't know, playing games with your friends or learning math or something.
theonlyrealthing: (angryhurt)

[personal profile] theonlyrealthing 2020-12-22 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ten year olds do not understand what they've gotten themselves into if they're in combat. Jack may be many things, but someone who would condone that kind of thing is not one of them. He's glad this isn't video, because his expression is some mix of horrified and furious.]

The hell does your world need ten year old soldiers for??

[He still sounds kind of horrified and furious, though.]
theonlyrealthing: (Default)

[personal profile] theonlyrealthing 2020-12-25 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[That is the most fucked up thing he's ever heard. But the kid has a point, he can't exactly complain about making kids fight if kids were literally the only ones who could see something.

Which makes no sense anyway, but a lot of these people's worlds don't seem to operate on logic or sense, so why not that, too? He heaves a sigh.]

Okay. It's terrible, but okay. What was your name again?
theonlyrealthing: (hiding)

[personal profile] theonlyrealthing 2020-12-27 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack Benjamin. I'm from a world with no magic, but it sounds like yours has some already, so you're kind of familiar with some of this?
theonlyrealthing: (brows up)

[personal profile] theonlyrealthing 2020-12-29 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
That's okay, I didn't either, and here I am. I basically make a living talking to people's animals for them.

[Well, part of his living, anyway. Thankfully his expenses are not that steep so far.]

So show up at the buffet at the hotel tomorrow morning, and I'll take you around, we'll see what all you can do so far, maybe expand your horizons a little. Okay?