[He has to take a moment to pause and sigh and scrub at his face. He may be a shitty prince, but he has standards.]

Who exactly is putting thirteen year olds into combat situations? I'm serious, that is not a thing you're supposed to do in civilized society. That's-- you're a child soldier, if you've been in combat situations at thirteen.

You should be, I don't know, playing games with your friends or learning math or something.